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BossChief 05-22-2013 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9701622)
you're off the list

O darn.

Frazod 05-22-2013 08:16 PM

Pootie the Bellhop disapproves of anybody who doesn't talk Chiefs 24/7.

Right, Pootie?

vailpass 05-22-2013 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9701661)
Whatever. You know you looked. At least enough to post a response.

:cuss:

-King- 05-22-2013 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9701622)
you're off the list

ROFL

BigCatDaddy 05-22-2013 08:39 PM

Hootie reminds me of a friend of mine from high school and college. He always thought he was the smartest guy in the room, was a huge smart ass about everything and picked everyone else a part. He ended up living with his mom until he was about 30, got fired from his job as a janitor for failing a piss test, and knocked up some bi polar chick that beats the shit out him. Whenever I read a Hootie post I think of him.

NJChiefsFan 05-22-2013 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9701542)
I'd rather be a true fan than ever sit through anything like I sat through in 2012.

I'm tired of it. Sunday is my fun day during football season.

If we never win anything and we regress back to the early Marty/Carl years

...

SIGN ME UP

I thought a purge and horrific season would finally lead to a QBOTF. Whether it's to there not being one or whatever the argument is, we still probably don't have one. Odds are Alex won't get us to the promise land, but I am personally tired of being emotionally detached to this team.

I too am at the point of just saying "**** it, I am going to trust that this organization will replace Alex if he doesn't succeed." Therefore I am just going to sit back and enjoy it and not think about the idea that Alex could trick us into extra years of "average" results. Hopefully if he is average, they will see it and make a move, no matter what our win record says.

Titty Meat 05-22-2013 09:02 PM

Lets go 7-9 as long as its fun!

DaFace 05-22-2013 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9701861)
Lets go 7-9 as long as its fun!

Contrary to popular belief, most of the optimists on here at least don't think that at all. We simply see it as a possible stepping stone toward being competitive.

Titty Meat 05-22-2013 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9701879)
Contrary to popular belief, most of the optimists on here at least don't think that at all. We simply see it as a possible stepping stone toward being competitive.

6 or 7 next year is improvement but we all know what it will take to be a contender.

SAUTO 05-22-2013 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 9701663)
My give-a-****-o-meter about the Chiefs is basically non-existent.

I don't have the energy to argue about another starter/backup. Whatever. Just provide some ****ing entertainment on Sunday.

Sorry. That's where I'm at right now. You want advanced metrics and analysis to argue about flawed approaches to trying to win a championship? See some posts I've authored from '11.

Right now it's pissing into the wind, and it's time to see how things unfold. Yeah, we can have some assumptions about expectations, but I have to clear the mechanism a bit; otherwise there will never be any football enjoyment for me.

This is the life of a Chiefs fan.

You can't do this to us. We need you. Please baby don't go
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RealSNR 05-22-2013 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9701879)
Contrary to popular belief, most of the optimists on here at least don't think that at all. We simply see it as a possible stepping stone toward being competitive.

Stepping stones are for losers.

We went through one year of the worst coaching I've ever seen. That was 2-12. The year prior we started Tyler ****ing Palko for 5 games, lost Charles and Berry in Week 1 and 2, and still went 7-9.

A stepping stone is making the playoffs. It's an improvement of what this team actually was under Haley.

For the record, I don't expect them to meet that stepping stone.

SAUTO 05-22-2013 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9701902)
6 or 7 next year is improvement but we all know what it will take to be a contender.

Winning more games?
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Titty Meat 05-22-2013 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9701910)
Winning more games?
Posted via Mobile Device

Nope an elite QB.

DeezNutz 05-22-2013 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9701906)
You can't do this to us. We need you. Please baby don't go
Posted via Mobile Device

I'm in the summer doldrums right now. I'm sure my rage will renew itself come August, and I'll be right back in my happy place, calling for the heads of GMs.

DaFace 05-22-2013 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9701909)
Stepping stones are for losers.

We went through one year of the worst coaching I've ever seen. That was 2-12. The year prior we started Tyler ****ing Palko for 5 games, lost Charles and Berry in Week 1 and 2, and still went 7-9.

A stepping stone is making the playoffs. It's an improvement of what this team actually was under Haley.

For the record, I don't expect them to meet that stepping stone.

I think we all know that team was far worse than 7-9. I suppose in that sense, the record isn't really the main thing. I just want to see the team look competitive and show promise next year. That could result in a record of anywhere between 6-8 and 10-6 I'd think.

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 09:42 PM

what's with all the football talk in this drama thread

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-22-2013 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9701902)
6 or 7 next year is improvement but we all know what it will take to be a contender.

I hereby selflessly decree that the Chiefs may have their one "gimmie" season to be respectable. After that, "respectable" can kiss my mother****ing ass, and these tools better produce. No matter WHO is at QB.

luv 05-22-2013 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9701962)
I think we all know that team was far worse than 7-9. I suppose in that sense, the record isn't really the main thing. I just want to see the team look competitive and show promise next year. That could result in a record of anywhere between 6-8 and 10-6 I'd think.

I completely agree with you.

Simply Red 05-22-2013 10:06 PM

anybody seen Delano post recently?

KC native 05-22-2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9701676)
Pootie the Bellhop disapproves of anybody who doesn't talk Chiefs 24/7.

Right, Pootie?

HAY EVERYONE DIS IZ FRAZOD

RealSNR 05-22-2013 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9702017)
what's with all the football talk in this drama thread

It's Hootie's fault

Titty Meat 05-22-2013 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702143)
HAY EVERYONE DIS IZ FRAZOD

Would u look at that?

KC native 05-22-2013 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9702150)
Would u look at that?

I prefer not 2. frazod is fat old and grody.

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702143)
HAY EVERYONE DIS IZ FRAZOD

we can't know for sure unless he posts in the frazod thread again

KC native 05-22-2013 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9702169)
we can't know for sure unless he posts in the frazod thread again

He iz kinna lazy so dat may not happun

RealSNR 05-22-2013 10:24 PM

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HAY EVERYONE DIS IZ FRAZOD

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Consistent1 05-22-2013 10:43 PM

This thread just keeps getting better.

Sorter 05-22-2013 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9702206)
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Rudy tossed tigger's salad 05-22-2013 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9702206)
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ROFL

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9702265)

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Frazod 05-22-2013 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702143)
HAY EVERYONE DIS IZ FRAZOD

Aww, look at KC kunt white knighting Pootie!

I guess you aspire to be a bellhop, right?

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702315)
Aww, look at KC kunt white knighting Pootie!

I guess you aspire to be a bellhop, right?

go get 'em, buddy! #supportiveBFF

KC native 05-22-2013 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702315)
Aww, look at KC kunt white knighting Pootie!

I guess you aspire to be a bellhop, right?

Words have meaning. I am not white knighting anyone dipshit. Get a sense of humor fatass.

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702320)
Words have meaning. I am not white knighting anyone dipshit. Get a sense of humor fatass.

not cool bro, fraz is trying to get his weight under control and he is very sensitive about it

fraz if u need a shoulder 2 cry on, txt me and i will drive over ASAP

KC native 05-22-2013 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9702323)
not cool bro, fraz is trying to get his weight under control and he is very sensitive about it

fraz if u need a shoulder 2 cry on, txt me and i will drive over ASAP

i am jus givin him motorvation to get off hiz fat azZ

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702326)
i am jus givin him motorvation to get off hiz fat azZ

we go on monthly morning jogs to dunkin donuts and he is down to 3 dozen 'nuts per morning so YEAH I think he's doing ok

Buck 05-22-2013 11:12 PM

Making fun of fat people on the internet really puts your life in perspective, huh?

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702320)
Words have meaning. I am not white knighting anyone dipshit. Get a sense of humor fatass.

Oh, but you should. You two make a lovely couple. And Thigtard can be your drooling mongoloid love child! Maybe you could pool your welfare checks and tips and rent a lovely trailer.

KC native 05-22-2013 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9702333)
Making fun of fat people on the internet really puts your life in perspective, huh?

This is white knighting frazod. Get a clue.


Also, white knight plz leave. This iz sirius bidniz

KC native 05-22-2013 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9702331)
we go on monthly morning jogs to dunkin donuts and he is down to 3 dozen 'nuts per morning so YEAH I think he's doing ok

Idk i am pretty sure he can do more. Call jillian michaels.

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702334)
Oh, but you should. You two make a lovely couple. And Thigtard can be your drooling mongoloid love child! Maybe you could pool your welfare checks and tips and rent a lovely trailer.

how can i be a love child if i am already born

cmon buddy think this stuff through ok

Buck 05-22-2013 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702336)
This is white knighting frazod. Get a clue.


Also, white knight plz leave. This iz sirius bidniz

It also doesn't change the fact that it's 2013 and you're making fun of someone being fat on the internet.

KC native 05-22-2013 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702334)
Oh, but you should. You two make a lovely couple. And Thigtard can be your drooling mongoloid love child! Maybe you could pool your welfare checks and tips and rent a lovely trailer.

U R TERRABULL AT INTERNETZ

LiveSteam 05-22-2013 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KC SPARE TIRE (Post 9702326)
i am jus givin him motorvation to get off hiz fat azZ

You calling anyone a lazy fat ass. Well it's insane.
I seen the pic you posted. You are FAT & a slob
Now tell everyone how I need to sell copper to raise the funds to get to Dallas so you can beat my ass ROFL
You lil 5ft 8 inch runt.

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9702343)
It also doesn't change the fact that it's 2013 and you're making fun of someone being fat on the internet.

Um, I'm really not that fat, so it's okay. The best part is he's a tubby little runt. Didn't you ever see the picture of his dumb**** D&D back tattoo? Regular man of steel, that one. LMAO

KC native 05-22-2013 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9702343)
It also doesn't change the fact that it's 2013 and you're making fun of someone being fat on the internet.

He brings it on himself. If he wants to be a new version of skip towne, he can take the shit that comes with it.

KC native 05-22-2013 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9702346)
You calling anyone a lazy fat ass is insane.
I seen the pic you posted. You are FAT & a slob
Now tell everyone how I need to sell copper to raise the funds to get to Dallas so you can beat my ass ROFL
You lil 5ft 8 inch runt.

Meth head poster is meth head.

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9702343)
It also doesn't change the fact that it's 2013 and you're making fun of someone being fat on the internet.

We are a long way from achieving Taft's dream :/

KC native 05-22-2013 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702347)
Um, I'm really not that fat, so it's okay. The best part is he's a tubby little runt. Didn't you ever see the picture of his dumb**** D&D back tattoo? Regular man of steel, that one. LMAO

Dah nile is not jus a river in Ejyp

Hammock Parties 05-22-2013 11:20 PM

You're a good 240 pounds, fatzod.

That's fat as ****.

It's not as fat as some of the morbidly obese ****ers that run America today, but it's still fat.

Let's not cave to the American redefinition of fat just to make fatzod feel better.

Buck 05-22-2013 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702349)
He brings it on himself. If he wants to be a new version of skip towne, he can take the shit that comes with it.

All I'm saying is step your game up, for ****'s sake.

If you're going to have that persona, then ****ing own it. Try to be good at it. Don't resort to calling someone fat. That's the laziest shit in the books. You're really shooting for the stars and pulling that one deep out of your bag, huh?

This isn't AOL circa 1997. You have the entire world available to you on the internet. Use it, educate yourself. Be a smarter troll.

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702349)
He brings it on himself. If he wants to be a new version of skip towne, he can take the shit that comes with it.

Yeah, this ****y little triad of yours is really keeping me on my toes, Pancho. ROFL

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9702354)
You're a good 240 pounds, fatzod.

That's fat as ****.

It's not as fat as some of the morbidly obese ****ers that run America today, but it's still fat.

Let's not cave to the American redefinition of fat just to make fatzod feel better.

most of that is hateweight

he has a tiny ball of hate in his gut that is 10 times more dense than a black hole

LiveSteam 05-22-2013 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702350)
Meth head poster is meth head.

Go on chump. Tell the planet how your gonna kick my ass if we ever meet.

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 11:23 PM

guysssss let's not fight

you're gonna wake the babby

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9702354)
You're a good 240 pounds, fatzod.

That's fat as ****.

It's not as fat as some of the morbidly obese ****ers that run America today, but it's still fat.

Let's not cave to the American redefinition of fat just to make fatzod feel better.

That's nice, gochiefs. I'll try to not to get all bummed out that some pathetic social misfit that didn't get his cherry popped until age 30 thinks I'm fat.

Buck 05-22-2013 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9702361)
guysssss let's not fight

you're gonna wake the babby

You read my post too, you've become the worst. You used to be funny.

KC native 05-22-2013 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9702355)
All I'm saying is step your game up, for ****'s sake.

If you're going to have that persona, then ****ing own it. Try to be good at it. Don't resort to calling someone fat. That's the laziest shit in the books. You're really shooting for the stars and pulling that one deep out of your bag, huh?

This isn't AOL circa 1997. You have the entire world available to you on the internet. Use it, educate yourself. Be a smarter troll.

I live in frazzled's simple little mind. All I have to do is mention his name or reply to one of his posts and he leaves me love notes for days. I've even told him I am trolling him and he still falls for the simple stuff. But you're right. I should probably pick tougher targets.

Hammock Parties 05-22-2013 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702364)
That's nice, gochiefs. I'll try to not to get all bummed out that some pathetic social misfit that didn't get his cherry popped until age 30 thinks I'm fat.

You wear a 2x?

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9702368)
You wear a 2x?

Do you still jerk off while watching your sister have sex?

KC native 05-22-2013 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9702359)
Go on chump. Tell the planet how your gonna kick my ass if we ever meet.

Meth heads have frail bones.

KC native 05-22-2013 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9702366)
You read my post too, you've become the worst. You used to be funny.

Trololololololololololol

Hammock Parties 05-22-2013 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702371)
Do you still jerk off while watching your sister have sex?

ROFL

C'mon seriously. Do you shop at the "big and tall" section in Dillards?

LiveSteam 05-22-2013 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702371)
Do you still jerk off while watching your sister have sex?

OUCH! ROFL

Thig Lyfe 05-22-2013 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9702366)
You read my post too, you've become the worst. You used to be funny.

THE worst?!?!?

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702367)
I live in frazzled's simple little mind. All I have to do is mention his name or reply to one of his posts and he leaves me love notes for days. I've even told him I am trolling him and he still falls for the simple stuff. But you're right. I should probably pick tougher targets.

You realize nobody buys into this bullshit but you, Pancho. I particularly enjoy the way you desperately latch on to anybody who doesn't like me. Is Pootie your new BFF? You should send your old lady up to give him a complimentary hummer to seal the deal.

KC native 05-22-2013 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9702383)
THE worst?!?!?

B careful. He iz smart troll. He actz like a charguz fan. Evry1 knws they don't have fans.

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9702378)
ROFL

C'mon seriously. Do you shop at the "big and tall" section in Dillards?

Nope. Do you still live in your mom's basement?

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702388)
B careful. He iz smart troll. He actz like a charguz fan. Evry1 knws they don't have fans.

I think your translator is shorting out, Pancho.

KC native 05-22-2013 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702386)
You realize nobody buys into this bullshit but you, Pancho. I particularly enjoy the way you desperately latch on to anybody who doesn't like me. Is Pootie your new BFF? You should send your old lady up to give him a complimentary hummer to seal the deal.

ROFL i have zero interaction with hootie other than threads like this which piss off all the uptight dipshits like you. Don't let that get in your way though skip.

KC native 05-22-2013 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702390)
Nope. Do you still live in your mom's basement?

Lies

Hammock Parties 05-22-2013 11:35 PM

But seriously frazod, how fat are you? I recall you were significantly overweight. You've never participated in weight loss threads so I assume you're still "husky."

Are you in denial?

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702393)
ROFL i have zero interaction with hootie other than threads like this which piss off all the uptight dipshits like you. Don't let that get in your way though skip.

By "uptight dipshits" I assume you mean "adults"?

Yeah, this turd is a real mental midget bonanza.

Ming the Merciless 05-22-2013 11:36 PM

I don't like or dislike Fraz but KC Native is one of the top 5 worthless ****s on the planet...and I don't mean chiefs planet

KC native 05-22-2013 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 9702402)
I don't like or dislike Fraz but KC Native is one of the top 5 worthless ****s on the planet...and I don't mean chiefs planet

You still have matt cassel cum on your chin.

LiveSteam 05-22-2013 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KC FATMAN (Post 9702404)
You still have matt cassel cum on your chin.

10,746 of worthless

KC native 05-22-2013 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702401)
By "uptight dipshits" I assume you mean "adults"?

Yeah, this turd is a real mental midget bonanza.

Male secretary is secretary.

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9702396)
But seriously frazod, how fat are you? I recall you were significantly overweight. You've never participated in weight loss threads so I assume you're still "husky."

Are you in denial?

Well, I'm probably not as fat now as you were in high school, champ.

You know you're going to gain all that weight back, right? Something to look forward to.

BTW, this is what happens when you call gochiefs out for being a **** in a Star Trek thread. LMAO

KC native 05-22-2013 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9702334)
Oh, but you should. You two make a lovely couple. And Thigtard can be your drooling mongoloid love child! Maybe you could pool your welfare checks and tips and rent a lovely trailer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9702342)
how can i be a love child if i am already born

cmon buddy think this stuff through ok

.

Frazod 05-22-2013 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9702409)
Male secretary is secretary.

Angry landscaper is angry.


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