**** me. If by some chance I end up in the Sandbox bowl against Denver, I'm going to have to buy info off cdcox. He's the only one to give them ANY kind of a game.

The Provo Knuckledraggers. The best team nobody is talking about.

He shut down my running game with two elite DTs.

You have one elite DT but I think I can handle him since he's your only blue chip DL. I've only allowed two sacks all year.

You have a very good OL but lack WRs. I think my passing game would overwhelm your secondary eventually.

You're giving up a high YPC, that might be a factor.

The question for you is...do you really want to blitz Akeem Ayers when I literally have eight skill position players who can beat you? (Welker, White, Smith, Givens, Myers, Allen, Spiller, Bradshaw).

To be honest I'm not really sure how good my team is. I squeaked past Cdcox and beat the Pillagers handily, but the rest of my schedule has been full of cake:

Dallas 2-5
Springfield 1-6
Portland 3-4
Topeka 2-5
Fort Worth 2-5

We'll know just how mighty these Broncos are after I play Anchorage and Clearwater. :)

Here's something to be scared about: you have a free agent kicker for the postseason, and your punter is average.

I have excellent kick returners. :)

Hey, Hey, HEY! It was 17-13 at the half.

Yes, the game was closer than the score indicated. AND you had a lot of success stopping my offense.

Fortunately for Provo, they don't start Philip Rivers at QB.

eh, could be the cake schedule:

W @ Pittsburgh (5-2)
W @ Ceder Rapids (3-4)
W @ Topeka (2-5)
W @ Ventura (3-4)
L vs Las Vegas (6-1)
W vs Springfield (1-6)
W @ High Point (3-4)


1-1 vs teams .500 or better...

Im not any better 1-3 vs .500 or better...

Not wanting to take anything away from the #2 Offense and #2 Defense in SB

The funny thing is I have ANOTHER game against a bottom feeder in Week 8.

Time to get REALLY CRAZY with the gameplan.

Im sorry to be the guy that whines about the schedule but cmon Rainman!!!!

Vs Las Vegas (6-1) - Loss 6-13
at Kansas City Ball Busters (5-2) - Loss 14-33
at Fort Worth Drifters (2-5) Won 20-11
at Springfield Attack (1-6) Loss 24-31
at Fort Wayne Dukes (6-1) Won 20-6
at ClearWater Donkeys (5-2) Loss 14-19
vs Chula Vista (2-5) Win 34-0
vs Pittsburgh Tacos (5-2) TBD

If you want to be the best, you've got to beat the best. Find the gleam!

If you haven't played Denver yet, you have nothing to complain about.

Some teams have to play us twice.

Imagine what that does to your defensive scoring average.

The Lunar North is not for the faint of heart.

Week 8 lineups are available. Friday's sim day.

Outgained a Duluth team by 80 yards, had 200 yards rushing, sacked Rivers 3 times, etc...

But.... 2 more lost fumbles (that has to be some type of record), including 1 returned for a touchdown (the other on my own 19 yard line that resulted in another score), another 2 failed attempts on 4th down.

That's the 4th game where my team has outplayed the opposition yet lost.

3rd in the leauge in Offensive yards. 6th in Defensive yards.. yet near the bottom in both scoring offense and scoring defense.

The amount of 4th downs my team has gone for, the amount of Special Teams touchdowns we've given up, the amount of missed FG's (by a good kicker), Defensive Touchdowns by the opposition, and Fumbles have all got to be records in futility.

If I've done something to piss you off, CD... I'm sorry... really.

Here's to a miserable 2-5. I guess I can play for the #1 overall pick... We do need a Right Tackle afterall!

Also, we're a pretty damn boring team to watch (even virtually). Not much offensive firepower. Good running game and a good defense. We rarely get yards in chunks.