Tiger starting to squeeze their nuts.

Time for Mickelson to make a Back 9 run...I want a Phil/Tiger showdown tomorrow.

LMAO

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Well, I went out to grab some dinner with the padre for Father's Day, and I just got done time shifting to live.

My thoughts about the last 2.5 hours:

McDowell is putting at an absolutely unsustainable rate. Once those start dropping, he's gonna start hemorrhaging strokes.

Johnson is overpowering this course and his touch around the greens is wonderful.

Els is plodding.

Mickelson is like a fighter who has taken a couple of clean shots to the chin and is out on his feet, but is trying to tie up to survive the round.

In the words of Chris Rock, that Tiger went Tiger.

I'm sure kstater's dick is raw from Woods' play on 16-18.

I hate this ****ing bullshit about tournament golf. Once you miss the fairway, the worse you hit it, the better you are.

Well, he didn't quite go into "GOD MODE"

And Phil drops one at 16 to get to +1.

If he can get to E, he's in great shape.

No, he didn't. That was 2000.

McDowell is the luckiest mother****er on Earth right now.

He hit a huge snipe off the tee and gets in the trampled part of the rough, and then chunks his chip shot (not intentional) and has it roll down to near gimme range.

LMAO

Why is it when I chunk the ball like that I never get that kind of roll?

Over/under combined score of these two tomorrow with Tiger/Ernie/Phil in the immediate 2 groups behind them.


150?

Johnson is a legit player but he doesn't have a lot of experience.

I don't how McDowell is able to walk 7000 yards a day with a horseshoe lodged in his ass.

Looks like the horseshoe just fell out on his walk up to the tee.

Hey McDowell,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../DE/violin.jpg

Nice shot, Phil!