I think that McDowell and Phil are the only two players in the field w/o a bogey today...

But Phil pissed away a shot on both 4 and 6.

And Els crashes and burns.

Els just fatted the **** out of that shot. He's staring triple in the face.

I was thinking Phil dropped a shot, but either way, the way these guys are playing, McDowell just needs to stay solid, cause these guys don't look like they have a run in them.

Then, of course, as soon as I started typing, McDowell makes a terrible shot.

McDowell is gonna have a tough up and down on 8, but it looks like it's on the up slope.

Every year, I always know someone is gonna crash and burn when they jump out to a lead, then they play a solid Saturday round, and I start to reconsider. But this happens every time.

Phil hit a horrible first putt on 10.

Phil just three putted 10. He's probably done.

Ernie has a short putt for a double bogey.

McDowell continues to putt absolutely out of his mind.

It's his to lose.

Ernie has a damned tough up and down on 11 from the back bunker.

Phil is short of 11 green in two, but has a manageable chip.

Why does the course look like I was the greens keeper? Brown trud smears all over the place.

Tiger just hit a ****ing coat hanger into the shit on 10.

Because they burn the courses out for the US Open to make them super hard (which makes it near impossible to fly shots and stop them near the pin), and super fast (which makes the putting very difficult)

Everyone but Havret and McDowell is playing like petrified ass.

Correction: Havret with a tough putt for par on 10.

McDowell showing signs of cracking.

Amazing shot by Ernie into 12 and Phil is in deep trouble after leaving it two clubs short.

Can a ****ing American please step it up and win one for the US please? Kthxbye.