She probably knew that turning lights on and off is what causes them to burn out so she left them on. Have you ever had a bulb burn out while it was on?

It took reading this to convince you of that? Hell, I've known it for at least 18 months.

Don't worry, you'll get through puberty.

ROFL

I'm not so sure in this case. He seems to be having a lot of trouble getting his nuts to drop. We may have to have DC go check that.

Shouldn't you be on your way to Mikes?

I'm pretty sure my nuts have dropped, thanks. I mean, something would have to be really wrong for them not to have, right?

Yeah, that would be right if your inspection confirms they are dropped. However, we might need DC to confirm that. There is also the possibility that you are a hermaphrodite and have one set of each. You would be the second one we have encountered here on the Planet. I'm not really interested except that you are such a vile individual and we should find out why you are allowed to stay among us normal people. Mods!!! Please attend to this!!!

Nothing my wife has done, but a guy I work with has a few dozies (I hope he doesn't mind).

My co-worker works on a lot of cars, and was using an empty five-gallon bucket left over from restaining his deck for draining transmision fluid into.

His wife tells him one evening that she gave the deck another coat using leftover stain from the five gallon bucket.

"Was it red?" he asked.

"Yes."

I asked him how it looked, "Not really bad, I just don't know what transmission fluid does to wood."

:banghead:

ROFL

Clean-up on aisle nine.

Yeah, get him boys.

A 200+ post thread. Cool.

Nice to know I'm not the only one who's getting fucking tortured..... :D

I can identify with you. You living in Chi-town is torture enough. The bastard that designed the Stevenson so called fuggin Expressway need to be hung from one of his own overpasses by his genitalia. And the guy in charge of ensuring "speedy" completion of the construction on I80/94 (which has been going on since America was discovered) can join him.

:cuss:

If you think the Stevenson is bad, you really should try the Eisenhower. At the spot where it goes down from four lanes to three, there are two exits from the LEFT lane, and traffic backs up for miles at that spot. I drove in to work yesterday because I had Christmas presents. Took me nearly two hours to get home. Makes the Stevenson look like the Brickyard.

I hope whoever designed that piece of shit is roasting on a spit in hell right now. :#

I'm sitting here at 5:30 in the morning because my wife evidently couldn't sleep. She's slammed every door in the palce turned on every light that could possibly shine in the bedroom so now I'm up coffee at hand and she's sleeping on the damn couch. Merry F***ing Christmas