Well let me then.

There was this one time, at a 4H sheep judging contest...

Yup. Can't stand that DUI punk Wimmer.
(I guess I've outed myself as a NASCAR fan.)

I'm a microbiology major--I'm into viruses/bacteria/sh*t like that--

and ebola just happens to be my 'favorite' virus

-EB-

MO-where im from
Hillbilly-Cause i love and hate it.

I love the names on the Car Talk staff

Accounts Payable Administrator Imelda Czechs
Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit
Alternative Fuel Consultant Amanda Livering Cole
Appeals Specialist Bud Uronner
Arbitration Expert Viola Fuss
Assertiveness Training Coach Lois Steem
Assistant Director of Strategic Planning Kent C. Detrees
Auto Seat Tester Fitz Matush
Bob Dylan Specialist I. Shelby Released
Bolt Tightener Tilda Plierslip
British Doorman Isaiah Olchap
Broadcast Philosopher Phillip Airtime
Car Talk Ice Rink Manager Sam Boney
Chief Benefactor Myra Chunkle
Chief Information Officer Otto Delupe
Chief Negotiator Bernadette Bridge
Child Care Provider A. Hugh Nokitov
Children's Menu Adviser Bea Ferrone
Climate Change Monitor Jillian Here
Clothing Designer Hugh Jass
Compassion Coordinator Ophelia Paine
Complaint Line Operator Xavier Breath
Conservative Political Commentator Eileen Tudor-Wright
Coordinator, 12-Step Recovery Program Cody Pendant
Corporate Spokesperson Hugh Lyon Sack
Curator of Tom's Car Collection Rex Galore
Director of Catering Russell Upsumgrub
Director of Delicate Electronics Repair Anita Hammer
Director of Grad Student Transportation Iona Heap
Director of Pavlovian Research Isabelle Ringing
Director of Sports Information Linus Scrimmage
Director of Staff Pay Increases Xavier Breath (assisted by Tony Von Thinkett!)
Divorce Attorney Carmine Nottyors
Drycleaner Preston Creases
Ebay Specialist Selma Junkoff
Emergency Preparedness Director Ron Lykell
Executive Washroom Attendant Eustace Stahl
Exercise Guru Liza Round
Fashion Consultant Natalie Attired
Footwear Consultant Susan Shocks
French Vacation Specialist April Lynn Parris
Gambling Addiction Counselor Althea Andrasia
Graduation Coordinators Val and Dick Torian
Grammar Consultant I.M. Shirley Wright
Guest Accommodations The Horseshow Road Inn
Gum Surgeon Perry O'Dontal
Head of Division of Threat Assessment Ewen Whadarmy
Head of Bldgs. & Grounds Moe D'Lawn
Head of Personal Security C. Howie Run
Head of Security Barb Dwyer
Head of Working Mother Support Group Erasmus B. Dragon
Hospitality Director Doris Shutt
In-house Literary Critic Al Ligori
Interpretive Dance Instructor Tristan Schaut
Italian Conflict Resolution Specialists Hugh and Mia Donnagria
Italian Governess Donna Day Evvalurn
Jump Starting Expert Stan Wellback
Latin American Trade Representative Noah Comprenday
Libel Defense Director in Tokyo Sosumi Areti
Lighting Expert Shanda Lear
Loan Officer I.O. Silver
Lottery Ticket Coordinator Jason Rainbows
Manager, Car Talk Listeners Rebate Program Wendy Pigsfly
Manager of the Weekly Shrimp Buffet Sheldon Deveigned
Mechanic's Assistant Hannah Twomey
Mortgage Loan Consultant Nora Lenderbee
Moving Van Driver Carrie Desofa
Museum Guide Desdamona Lisa
New York-based Dispute Settlement Coordinator Hugh Talkinamee
Ornithologist in Training Luke A. Boyd
Paternity Suit Researcher Oren Jewison
Personal Hygiene Advisor from the Tokyo Office Oh Takashawa
Personal Makeup Artist Bud Tuggli
Personal Trainer Jim Shortz
Political Consultant Mark Iavelli
PR Director Bea Esser
Prayer Coach Denise Hurt
President, Disgruntled Hatchback Owners Club Ivana Trunk
Press Secretary Don B. Zonozi
Race Team Driver Andy Zoff
Rock and Roll Historian Bruce Wade Hughes
Rocket Scientist Chet Propeld
Senior Citizen Driving Instructor Tonya Blinkeroff
Sexual Harrassment Intervention Counselor Pat McCann
Shop Foreman Luke Bizzy
Sidewalk Clothing Vendor Chip Pentz
Staff Alpinist Arianna Topyet
Staff Archivist Bernadette File
Staff Chiropractor Winston Paine
Staff Gossip Columnist. Bud Inski
Staff Intern Lois Rung
Staff Mortician Barry L. Plotz
Station Identification Coordinator Avery Haffenauer
Statistician Marge Innovera
Tom's Beard Cleaner Emile Initself
Tom's Personal Hygiene Coach Haseen Benisi
Tom's Personal Matchmaker Robin D'Craydell
Town Criers Nina Clark and Alice Well
Transcriber Diana Boredom
Travel Agent, Bombay Office Vishnu Verhere

I was a big fan of Super Troopers when it came out. So I went with Team RamRod (a joke in the movie) as my handle. Then it got shortened to TRR as everyone kept using it.

That, and a lack of imagination.

I'm a Rush fan. The name migrated with me from a Rush board.

I use the same user name on any board I visit because I'm too lazy to come up with anything else, and this one fits.

My sister actually made up the name when she saw this ugly chick before. She was describing her and she said... "she looked like wutamess".

I was like, "what's that?"
She said you know how you walk up on someone or something and be like... "DAMN!!! What a mess".

Those are wonderful. Wish I had worked as "Phillip Airtime." I had a friend who worked as Max Output.
ROFL
Skip Towne would dig this list too...

ok, but those are only a few of your 50+ usernames, the most endearing of which was anton...

*sniff* *sniff* i really miss anton... :( :( :(

oh, go bo...

BUG
B = Big
U = Ugly
G = Guy

Easy...lol

My Chiefs season tickets are the endzone in section 338

It was my nick name when I was a long haul trucker.

Ya gotta' love 4th and Long!