Kenny Mayne just mentioned that Elvis Grbac has never won a playoff game "to see how Icelandic women, aged 25-40, responded."

I was just reading some smoke signals from a nearby indian(excuse me, "casino owner american")reservation....

I think the signals translated to say "Elvis Grbak, no win playoff game, keemosabi"...but my Sioux Smoke signal reading isn't perfect http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Santa Claus just checked his list and Santa says that Elvis still has not won a playoff game.

I understand that Ponce De Leon is still looking for Elvis' first playoff win.

Almost 200 posts later and still no playoff wins for Elvis. That's pretty sorry!

200! (And still no wins...)

I came across the E! channel while surfing the remote the other night and they were doing the life of Elvis Presley...

Oddly enough, Elvis Presley died taking a dump...

I wonder if our Elvis will win a playoff game while taking a dump?


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Iowanian - I remember a great Gary Larson cartoon: The Lone Ranger is obviously aged and in a nursing home and reading an Indian/English dictionary - Keemosabee = Horse's Patootie

The caption merely reads "Hey!!!"

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Has anyone seen Elvis win a playoff game when he's been duck hunting?

Your choice:
a) Take Elvis hunting, or
b) Go hunting Elvis




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I'm watching metro sports, and well, Gbac still has not won a playoff game.

Santa just double checked his list and Elvis still doesn't have a playoff win !

Dang,
I awoke this morning, Part of my pipes are frozen, there's a 2 foot snowdrift at my front door. YOU know what this means????

I think He!! has frozen over, and STILL no Playoff wins http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/confused.gif

We almost have a president, but Elvis has not almost won a playoff game...

Bob Dole just went out to survey the tree damage from the ice, and under one pecan tree, numerous twigs had fallen. Curiously, the twigs spelled out the message "Elvis has never won a playoff game."

I'm thinking of starting a topic like this next month entitled: "My taxes still haven't dropped". It could go on continuously for decades. What do you think?