ROFL. Wow. Post of the year.
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I don't know if the English language allows for any two more ironic phrases to be placed next to one another:

I like to demean women with low self-esteem. I like to make fun of dudes who are total d-bags.

FWIW,

Having your parents bail you out because you're an irresponsible ****tard doesn't mean you have common sense, it means that you have shitty parents who never instilled a sense of discipline into you.

Well at least I'm responsible enough to know I couldn't take care of a pet...and don't proceed to allow it to shit all over my apartment complex without cleaning it up. At least I have that going for me...

Wow now that is a totally frightening thought... Really?

So YOU'RE the guy that believed that story. I always thought you were a urban legend!

I love it, the drunken whore at the bar that's almost a virgin ROFL ROFL :)

And he believed it!!!

This thread has made me think. Maybe it's because I'm married now, maybe it's because I've been married for so long...

Whatever happened to honoring a woman? Setting out to nail someone else's girlfriend then getting online to brag about it AND talk about her smelly cooch. Pretty much the most low-class thing I've ever read on here.

You can't honor a woman who won't honor herself.

I missed this thread the first time around, but now it's pretty obvious why some women will think every guy is a jerk and one not acting like one is just playing it off.

Honoring women? What does that even mean?

The funny thing is...

I don't really give a shit if the girl has been with 5 people, 6 people, or 400 people...

If I wasn't there 1st, then it really doesn't matter, does it?

Here lies the problem.....it's a respect thing...

In reality it's not a cool or funny story, it's a sad story that you think it's cool to do these types of things.

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I think theres probably a little bit of difference between being 2nd and 400th.