A Letter to Kyle Orton:
Kyle,
You don't know me, but I'm prepared to make you an offer you can't refuse. See, I'm a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs - the team that just claimed you on waivers. I know you're somewhat familiar with us, since you played in the same division with Denver for a few seasons.
Here's the thing, Kyle. Had we traded for you at the beginning of the season, I would have welcomed you with open arms. You're an upgrade to Matt Cassel, and I feel that you could have done some special things with the weapons we have here. We likely wouldn't have been a contender, but we could have had some fun.
But sitting at 4-6, with 6 weeks to go in the season, you're my worst nightmare. As a fan of this organization, I've been waiting my entire life for a championship - and I turn 40 in 11 months - sad, isn't it? I, and many others believe the only way to win that championship is by drafting and developing a franchise QB. To do that, we need to be drafting highly come April. And to draft highly, we need to lose out. 4-12. You, my friend, complicate this possibility. You're good enough to win us a game or three we have no business winning, and in the process, knocking us into the middle of the 1st round, where we'll inevitably select a ****ing RT or 5-technique.
So, with that said, I'd like to make you an offer:
Tell Scott Pioli to kiss your dick and don't report. You don't need the money, and you surely don't need the headache that comes with playing here. Unless you like throwing dumpoffs, checkdowns and WR screens - and enjoy scrambling to the LOS because Haley and his merry band of ****tards can't get the play to you in a timely fashion.
Don't report, Kyle. There's a case of Jack Daniels in it for you. I know it's your favorite.
Have a wonderful holiday,
OnTheWarpath58
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