I don't think I meet any of rainman's qualifiers, so no varsity for me. But...

I started the Herm Fired thread.

I once got a positive rep from katipan for making her laugh.

I am real good with my hands. (multiple musical instruments)

I am always up for supporting cheerleaders in most every conceivable way.

I can melt butter with my mere presence, and prefer it strained through the sheerest panties. (I was out of cheesecloth and the wife didn't care)

Dinny

These are very good points. I think you're more than man enough to be a CP cheerleader. Lonewolf too but I confess he gets extra points for being an arm length away from me and he didn't try to get me drunk. Canobier worries me. Not sure you two should be alone with him in the locker room but since we don't have a drill team or JV squad I would feel bad about leaving him out.

You heard the lady Austin. Hook it up.

Can't wait until we work on stunts. Kati make sure to wear bloomers that day. We don't want any slip of the fingers if you know what I mean.

Done!

You got a team and a cheer squad, who's the leader of the band?

I don't know, but I got a rusty trombone at a yard sale yesterday.

You're just jealous because I date the QB!

Still, it's time to BRING THE SPIRIT, Y'ALL

For those not familiar with the term "rusty trombone":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

Explaining the joke takes the funny out of it.

Ya gotta let the people who get it, get it. And those who don't understand will google for themselves.

For lunch today, I'm having a "Alabama hot pocket" and "Boston Pancake" with "Strawberry Shortcake" for desert.

Problem solved...

Hahaha