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The Franchise 09-12-2014 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10906463)
Where did you see the leaves?
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From the child.


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He added that Peterson put leaves in his mouth when he was being hit with the switch while his pants were down. The child told his mother that Peterson “likes belts and switches” and “has a whooping room.”

Bufkin 09-12-2014 05:36 PM

Adrian Peterson Indicted
 
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10906258)
Yeah I had a couple piece of shit step dads too. My dad ended up whooping two of em when he found out what they did. Thumping was ones favorite.



I ended up whopping the other as an 8th grader and left that house and went to dads to stay. The tough guy pulled a fuking gun on me after getting his ass kicked. Luckily my pops was already on the way and the gun went away real quick. And agree about spankings, open hand on the butt. My 9year old has gotten less than 20 in her whole life, last one s a couple weeks ago and an burn

After she came and told me she deserved it...





She's a good kid.

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Woah. I'm glad I finally got on your good side.

BullJunkandIron 09-12-2014 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 10906045)
Mine used a wooden spoon. Sturdier.

I hated the wooden spoon when I bent over and got my nuts whacked by it.

Bufkin 09-12-2014 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Armadillo Skin (Post 10906472)
I hated the wooden spoon when I bent over and got my nuts whacked by it.


I love when my wife pulls the ol "wooden spoon on my nads" routine. Takes me back to our honeymoon.

notorious 09-12-2014 05:41 PM

Season suspension?


Just trying to plan my implosion.

Ming the Merciless 09-12-2014 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10906430)
How is that not felony child abuse? Read the report.

If I was AP's lawyer, I would argue that for it to rise to a felony level the injuries had to be "serious in nature"...And that these injuries are minor, and not 'serious' injuries that would make for a felony....

I am not up on criminal law enough to know the real answer, but thats about the only defense I can think of currently...other than faked pictures/texts

Nor am I claiming these injuries are (or are not) serious...Just stating a possible defense

Strongside 09-12-2014 05:43 PM

Man. I used to get ****ing hit with whatever was handy when I was a kid. Calling my parents now to tell them I love them, and that they should probably be in prison.

Marcellus 09-12-2014 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10906483)
I love when my wife pulls the ol "wooden spoon on my nads" routine. Takes me back to our honeymoon.

"2 Nuts 1 Spoon."

Remind me to never spoon with your wife.

Ming the Merciless 09-12-2014 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 10906490)
Man. I used to get ****ing hit with whatever was handy when I was a kid. Calling my parents now to tell them I love them, and that they should probably be in prison.

ROFL

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Iconic 09-12-2014 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10906486)
Season suspension?


Just trying to plan my implosion.

He's looking at 2-10 years if found guilty.

No chance he's playing another game in the NFL.

notorious 09-12-2014 05:45 PM

I don't know whether to cut him or not........


The way it's going, this is probably a false report and he will run for 250 next week.

notorious 09-12-2014 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 10906497)
He's looking at 2-10 years if found guilty.
.

Just like his Dad.

SAUTO 09-12-2014 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10906470)
Woah. I'm glad I finally got you on my good side.

Why? You should be glad you got on my good side.


Lol.


Seriously we need to get together sometime, have some drinks or something. Wish you would let me know what I've done for you before
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Marcellus 09-12-2014 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 10906497)
He's looking at 2-10 years if found guilty.

No chance he's playing another game in the NFL.

Damn you have already judged and sentenced him off some internet reports.

You getting your own reality TV Show soon?

Judge Iconic

Bufkin 09-12-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 10906497)
He's looking at 2-10 years if found guilty.

No chance he's playing another game in the NFL.


You genuinely think Peterson won't play another game? I'm asking because I don't know dick about the legal system.

If so, that's insane. The dude is one of the few household names in the NFL.


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