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luv 04-02-2013 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551291)
I win! What do I win?

Mr. Flopnuts 04-02-2013 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9551294)
Sorry i dont know how to photoshop the F word out so hopefully i dont get randomly banned
I removed it. Can't do that.

AussieChiefsFan 04-02-2013 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9551292)
Absolutely. He was banned. Now he's not. If there's a next time, I'll bet it's handled differently. But then again, I am not big into banning people for more than about 1-7 days, so it'll probably be someone else. I like everything goes around here.
Fair 'Nuff :thumb:

Sorter 04-02-2013 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551291)
Well, that took long.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-02-2013 08:00 PM
Gotta go. The wife wants to ****. Don't let me down, bitches.

crazycoffey 04-02-2013 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9551280)
My money's on Clay.
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551291)
And bam!

AussieChiefsFan 04-02-2013 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9551312)
Gotta go. The wife wants to ****. Don't let me down, bitches.
LMAO

Mother****erJones 04-02-2013 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9551303)
I removed it. Can't do that.
My bad didnt realize it had it in it til i posted it

COchief 04-02-2013 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9551256)
CO, what was your part in all this?
Several things:

Calling out Bosschief for being a hypocrit and sort of a bitch, also the first accusation I have ever seen of Dane "lying" (ie, bullshit).

I provided the ass after some douche tried to call that girl a BBW.

Generally laughing at and participating in the drama.

Also ramped it up a bit for King cause he wanted 1k post up in here today.

Discuss Thrower 04-02-2013 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9551297)
Take the picture down please. It is a filter violation. I am being serious here.
Hahaha **** yes that's awesome. I'm talking scorched earth marthafockers!

Spott 04-02-2013 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9551317)
My bad didnt realize it had it in it til i posted it
Was it a picture of a ****ing pedophile or what? :)

crazycoffey 04-02-2013 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9551302)
I win! What do I win?
We should've taken bets on how long it takes to crash the server.

threebag 04-02-2013 08:03 PM
KOTEX likes this thread.

AussieChiefsFan 04-02-2013 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9551334)
We should've taken bets on how long it takes to crash the server.
When we take Joekal.

Mother****erJones 04-02-2013 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9551324)
Hahaha **** yes that's awesome. I'm talking scorched earth marthafockers!
Lol sorry man! Atleast it was great for a few! Thats the best picture ever and deserves some rep :D

Pasta Little Brioni 04-02-2013 08:04 PM
Buh gawd it's a THREE WAY DANCE!!!

Mother****erJones 04-02-2013 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 9551330)
Was it a picture of a ****ing pedophile or what? :)
Picture of Eddie Murphy in Coming to America telling all of New York F U

Hammock Parties 04-02-2013 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9550394)
Wrong.

I don't give a shit what Clay's reputation is. He didn't do anything.

Besides, AC bans people whose political views he dislikes all the time in DC. For no reason other than that.
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.

Mother****erJones 04-02-2013 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.
I could see that build up coming

AussieChiefsFan 04-02-2013 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.
And we're off!

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-02-2013 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.
Well done.

COchief 04-02-2013 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.
A nice warmup to get back into it.

I am assuming you guys are PMing Dane and Hootie to get in to the thunderdome?

Discuss Thrower 04-02-2013 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.
Thread is REGAINING burst at the same rate Donger's penis hardens as the price of crude oil rises.

Spott 04-02-2013 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9551342)
Picture of Eddie Murphy in Coming to America telling all of New York F U
That's cool. I also wanted to see if the word audiophile shows up anymore instead of pedophile. I guess that filter is gone.

Sorter 04-02-2013 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.
http://imageshack.us/a/img853/338/popcornz.gif

crazycoffey 04-02-2013 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9551350)
And we're off!
You say that with just a touch too much hope

Mother****erJones 04-02-2013 08:10 PM
YES YES!! F*** YOU ALL!!


http://24.media.tumblr.com/df89c5b61...a249o1_500.jpg




Thats what I was going for couldnt find it in time

AussieChiefsFan 04-02-2013 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9551370)
You say that with just a touch too much hope
Probably.

Ace Gunner 04-02-2013 08:11 PM
this thread rules

Hammock Parties 04-02-2013 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9550335)
Seriously, Clay should be unbanned. There is no reason for him to be banned.
Yes there was. We needed to find out if you were still a eunuch. Congrats, there are no signs of relapse. Patience, though. You're still a girl, yet not a woman.

DaneMcCloud 04-02-2013 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.

Direckshun would be the only person the recovery room making mock drafts.

I'm sure at some point, one of the nurses would squeeze his IV bag to save us from more dumbassery.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-02-2013 08:13 PM
Oh boy...

AustinChief 04-02-2013 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...adiato-010.jpg

Oh shit, Direckshun just got Maximused!

RealSNR 04-02-2013 08:16 PM
This is why Clay's my friend.

If I weren't, he'd make me eat my parents.

Titty Meat 04-02-2013 08:16 PM
Damn this thread is great

Cephalic Trauma 04-02-2013 08:16 PM
I, for the record, would let my daughter date a black guy.

Mother****erJones 04-02-2013 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9551406)
This is why Clay's my friend.

If I weren't, he'd make me eat my parents.
And your beloved Terrance Copper

Discuss Thrower 04-02-2013 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551382)
Yes there was. We needed to find out if you were still a eunuch. Congrats, there are no signs of relapse. Patience, though. You're still a girl, yet not a woman.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SNAP. This shits about to make House Party look like House Party TWO

Hammock Parties 04-02-2013 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by RedDread (Post 9550331)
Unban Clay, it was hysterical but he didn't deserve it. Everyone knows he doesn't run shit here.
It's good to be back and running shit, mother****er.

And by that I mean the shit running down Direckshun's leg as he craps his pants in tearful frustration over yet another non-football thread. Jesus Christ, you housewife. Impale yourself on the nearest white picket fence.

tk13 04-02-2013 08:17 PM
I think Hootie should remain banned. Just for entertainment purposes.

Sorter 04-02-2013 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9551412)
I, for the record, would let my daughter date a black guy.
But would you let your son date Woton?

That is the question.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-02-2013 08:19 PM
Headed for 2K

Hammock Parties 04-02-2013 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9550191)
Save Our Chiefs was everything good about ChiefsPlanet in a nutshell.
.
You're welcome, ArrowheadAddict ***** Sympathizer.

God, you sicken me.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-02-2013 08:20 PM
Yeah, this is HOC bound as well.

Titty Meat 04-02-2013 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551417)
It's good to be back and running shit, mother****er.

And by that I mean the shit running down Direckshun's leg as he craps his pants in tearful frustration over yet another non-football thread. Jesus Christ, you housewife. Impale yourself on the nearest white picket fence.
Wow Clay is having a Castle 2010 season tonight. Where'd this come from!?!?

SPchief 04-02-2013 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9551420)
I think Hootie should remain banned. Just for entertainment purposes.
**** that, the odds of him getting banned 2 hours after he returns are sky high. Which mod does he go after is the question

AussieChiefsFan 04-02-2013 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551434)
You're welcome, ArrowheadAddict ***** Sympathizer.

God, you sicken me.
LMAO WTF is going on

Cephalic Trauma 04-02-2013 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9551424)
But would you let your son date Woton?

That is the question.
A. Can't take my son being one o' dem queers
B. Woton is both obnoxious and unsuccessful.

SPchief 04-02-2013 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9551440)
**** that, the odds of him getting banned 2 hours after he returns are sky high. Which mod does he go after is the question
Heh, and like clockwork, it's on in my thread.

Sorter 04-02-2013 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551434)
You're welcome, ArrowheadAddict ***** Sympathizer.

God, you sicken me.
The PFF bridge is being destroyed Indiana Jones style.

AussieChiefsFan 04-02-2013 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9548275)
LMAO

Sorter 04-02-2013 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9551437)
Wow Clay is having a Castle 2010 season tonight. Where'd this come from!?!?
Better than that. This is like the first half of the Atlanta game.

crazycoffey 04-02-2013 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9551437)
Wow Clay is having a Castle 2010 season tonight. Where'd this come from!?!?
He can be pretty creative when his keyboard diarrhea gets stopped up for 6 hours. If he ever got perma banned he might actually turn into a productive member of society.

AussieChiefsFan 04-02-2013 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9551456)
Better than that. This is like the first half of the Atlanta game.
Oh man for that first half of that game, I thought we actually gonna win some games that year.

Mother****erJones 04-02-2013 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9551456)
Better than that. This is like the first half of the Atlanta game.
When does the Cassel fumble, 2 INTs happen?

Hammock Parties 04-02-2013 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9550657)
He shouldnt be such an attackful dick.
This isn't a word, dipshit.

It's not even funny, like "wonton troll."

Frazod 04-02-2013 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551343)
Shut up you pussy. I'll take a 6-hour ban to entertain this board. And you'll ****ing like it.

Do us all a ****ing favor for a change: shut the **** up about late night horseshit and how high and mighty your football opinions are, quit spamming the board with "value picks" and stop being a woman. Either that or look into gender reassignment therapy because the estrogen from you in this thread is so thick I could cut it with the knife Zach uses to spread lard on his morning donut.
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/4/...-TapsM60-6.jpg

Cephalic Trauma 04-02-2013 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9551468)
When does the Cassel fumble, 2 INTs happen?
After the first 15 predetermined plays are over aka after he's done with the replies he's been planning for hours.

Cephalic Trauma 04-02-2013 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551472)
This isn't a word, dipshit.

It's not even funny, like "wonton troll."
Boom. Back to the old castle

Hootie 04-02-2013 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9551440)
**** that, the odds of him getting banned 2 hours after he returns are sky high. Which mod does he go after is the question
Probably.

I usually only get banned on websites when I have a fair and valid point.

I would just like to know how Dane got to the inner circle because he's not funny, he's not likable, and he's clearly sick in the ****ing head.

He must have no gag reflex or something and uses just the right amount of tooth.

Titty Meat 04-02-2013 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9551468)
When does the Cassel fumble, 2 INTs happen?
I'm guessing when Hamas stops ghost writting for him

AustinChief 04-02-2013 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9551480)
He must have no gag reflex or something and uses just the right amount of tooth.
There's a RIGHT amount of tooth??? news to me.

Hootie 04-02-2013 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9551489)
There's a RIGHT amount of tooth??? news to me.
if you're tremendously huge and girthy like me sometimes you just can't avoid the tooth..especially if you're into toothy monsters like me

Sorter 04-02-2013 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9551468)
When does the Cassel fumble, 2 INTs happen?
After halftime?

Cephalic Trauma 04-02-2013 08:29 PM
The real question is: Should smoking be allowed in bars?

Let the bannings begin!

Mother****erJones 04-02-2013 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551472)
This isn't a word, dipshit.

It's not even funny, like "wonton troll."
Go cry about being banned again

Sorter 04-02-2013 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9551480)
Probably.

I usually only get banned on websites when I have a fair and valid point.

I would just like to know how Dane got to the inner circle because he's not funny, he's not likable, and he's clearly sick in the ****ing head.

He must have no gag reflex or something and uses just the right amount of tooth.
Does he just have one?

threebag 04-02-2013 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9551480)
Probably.

I usually only get banned on websites when I have a fair and valid point.

I would just like to know how Dane got to the inner circle because he's not funny, he's not likable, and he's clearly sick in the ****ing head.

He must have no gag reflex or something and uses just the right amount of tooth.
He's Hoollywood Bro he has teefs

Exoter175 04-02-2013 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9551489)
There's a RIGHT amount of tooth??? news to me.
There's never a right amount of tooth, because the right amount of tooth is zero, nill, none, zero, get it outttttaaaa heeeeahhhhh

AustinChief 04-02-2013 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9551492)
if you're tremendously huge and girthy like me sometimes you just can't avoid the tooth..especially if you're into toothy monsters like me
Cougars with dentures for me bro.

Sorter 04-02-2013 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9551472)
This isn't a word, dipshit.

It's not even funny, like "wonton troll."
I was really hoping for the Temple of Doom gif where the rope bridge snaps.

Now I'm sad.

alanm 04-02-2013 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9549310)
Yep. It does, which is why we don't allow it. Dane however is a long time member of this place. Longer than most. Long time members rarely receive bans, and let's face it, Dane has a fan base here. Love him or hate him, he's an icon. I'll make an exception for an icon one time, any time. That's all that will be posted from him. He's gone for a week. I'd do the same for Clay, Hootie, or anyone else that I think has icon status here. But no one else. Unfair? Maybe. But I made the decision alone. So it's on me. We spent all day yesterday talking about what we should do. Because he is such a long time member. After 13 years, you've earned it.
Heh.. Even retired I'm still good at my job.:D

DaneMcCloud 04-02-2013 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9551480)
Probably.

I usually only get banned on websites when I have a fair and valid point.

I would just like to know how Dane got to the inner circle because he's not funny, he's not likable, and he's clearly sick in the ****ing head.

He must have no gag reflex or something and uses just the right amount of tooth.
How many pictures of me are currently hanging in your bedroom?

DaneMcCloud 04-02-2013 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9551503)
Cougars with dentures for me bro.
For the mother****ing win

Hammock Parties 04-02-2013 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9550394)
I don't give a shit what Clay's reputation is. He didn't do anything.
I absolutely did something: I made you bleed out like Mary Sue during heavy flow season. Throw away your hepatitis panties, don't want mother to know you're becoming a woman.

Hootie 04-02-2013 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9551511)
How many pictures of me are currently hanging in your bedroom?
3.

but I'm not a sick demented **** like you on the verge of off'ing myself

Dave Lane 04-02-2013 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9550291)
LMAO

I think there should be a Direckshun subforum. I would rock that shit.

All the football, draft bullshit, "Justified" talk, music chat, and liberal politicking a soul can stand.
Would sign up for that subforum and newsletter. Would read post again.

alanm 04-02-2013 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9549572)
I am trying to reduce use of 7 day bans and instead start with 3 day bans then escalate from there as needed.

So...

Dane's ban has been reduced to 3 days (2 left) and YOU have been banned for 3 days for thinking there is more than one lord on this board.
Now that's funny as hell!!ROFLROFL

lcarus 04-02-2013 08:41 PM
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Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-02-2013 08:42 PM
Does the banning of Hootie thread still exist?


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