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My point is that you should put your profile on here. So we can see what you're doing wrong.

More harm than good would come of it.

You probably posted something gooey and don't want your reputation to be ruined.

There's nothing gooey I assure you.

Gooey? so he nutted on his post?

So you didn't sugarcoat things? You made it clear that you're a nerd/misogynist/douche? How many woos do you get?

Actually no, I cut out all the nerd references.

I may be way off base here. But I can't help but think that the best thing for you GC as I see it is to get off your ass and join one of the services.
Get your ass out of the basement and out of Dodge. Get a free education, learn a trade. Go see the world. And you just may end up finding the nerd girl of your dreams working right next to you.

Take it for what it's worth. :shrug:

LOL...all that from a few pictures I posted of girls on dating sites. Amazing.

Man that site is full of fat, ugly chicks. I joined it to see what was on there, cause hey you never know, but geez man that site blows.

Uh - I don't know if you're aware but you've actually been posting on this site for nearly 6 years. I'm guessing he used a little deductive reasoning to reach the conclusion long before your dating site pictures.

As much as I respect Alan's opinion, I have to disagree. You wouldn't last 10 minutes in ANY branch of the military.

Nope.. Wasn't even looking at the pictures.
Just a general overall opinion.
At 25 yrs old it's time to start taking stock of what you're doing.
My self, I was in the midst of my training at Quantico at this time of the year in 83.
Point is I had decided that what I was doing at the time just wasn't what I really wanted to do. I had to make a break. To my utter astonishment I was accepted by a branch of Federal Law Enforcement and it ended up being my career.
I'm just asking how much longer do you want to sit around the basement?

Well.. Maybe the Air Force. My best friend just retired after 20 last summer and now he's working for a Defense contractor in Omaha.

You may want to rethink your statement.

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Assuming you know what I do all day was your first mistake. I assure you I don't sit around basements.

come on, hot chicks usually dont need dating services unless they been sheltered by their parents and dont know wtf is really out there.

Driving around the block of some girls house doesn't count

Do you have some sort of social disorder or something? Are you medicated? You should get on some meds.

It's quite possible. How many people do you know that declined to attend a siblings' wedding?

Whoa. Yes, ChiefsCountry. Another fat, ugly chick.

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YIKES!
I was thinking, cute face, obviously with some extra going on below the neck, then that last picture, EGADS MAN! Why don't women with big bellies pull their pants up and their shirts down?

Spot on.

Awesome post

Post of the decade.

Ok so a hot chick like this has problems getting a date and is on a dating site to find love :hmmm:

This thread became disturbing. Of course, you guys point out flaws with hot chicks, so I guess these latest comments are to be expected.

I agree. A girl that hot wouldn't need to be on that site.

It's probably someone who messages people asking them to take a look at her secret website with a link to the porn/malware/phishing website

I agree with this, but, for argument's sake.....

Maybe females that hot intimidate guys to the point that they don't get asked out. That, or they get asked out by guys who believe they are equally hot, but they turn out to be assholes. Or maybe she's already dated most of the guys within her "circle" and is looking somewhere else without going somewhere else.

I doubt that.

Does that really happen?

No. Girls that hot join those all-female gyms because they want peace from guys asking them out all day long.

Hell, like I'd know.

:LOL: I've heard that before but I never did really buy it.

How about if they haven't been able to find anyone rich enough to support their shopping/beauty salon/plasic surgery habit?

I'm guessing they get hit on in those gyms as well.

To a certain extent, you are correct.

That's right! :)

looks like jon benet ramsey (sp?)
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Why not try match.com, supposedly they give you 6 months free if you dont get laid in the first 6 mo's...

ROFL ROFL

:clap: That is exactly how they make that commercial sound with out actually saying it!

I tried match for about a month, it's all lame....
women aren't realistic about who they are or what they want.

Now I'm just going to be a barfly and see if I can take some cheap tramp home once and a while.....

i saw commercials for like chemistry.com or something and eharmony, crack my shit up.

That's how they all are :p

which is why I'm thinking of just becoming a monk and giving up on women, I'm sure as hell not switch hitting, so might as well just quit....

You could just become a eunuch. GoChiefs might be able to get you on where he works.

Excellent advice.

he works?

I'm quite sure (from the context) that I'd rather not be one, but still I'm curious enought to ask; what's an eunuch?

please suggest he join the navy or air force, I don't want him anywhere near my service....

It's a castrated man who is left behind to guard the harem while the men go off to war.

Not Really. Jon Benet's looks have really deteriorated over the last few years.

You should become one of those chanting monks. They get all the quality tale.

I want to keep my twig and berries, but I'm just accepting my fate that I may never really use them again....

How do I cope with that process anyway, you may have some knowledge on that topic, no?

No, I don't know much about that. You see I send out these woos and women just come running. It gets really annoying.

Why are dating services and bars your only choices? why not get involved in your community? The Jaycees in many cities have loads of hotties and is a good place to find outlets to meet people.

Don't give up dude, chicks are everywhere

ROFL

holy shit, that's funny

I like this one. My top match, too. 84%!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=spidergoddess21

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WTF is she on about? Splinter Cell is not a FPS.

Hey, are you registered there as GoChiefs?

Yes.

So, where's your picture?

If you want, I could help you feed her lines like in Cyrano de Bergerac.

Her: Hi.
You: Hello. How is your vagina?

That's from the Wandering Bear episode. She'll love it.

She would eat you alive dude. Any chick that owns the full female regalia is too much for you.

ew :shake:

I don't know... I don't think that chick has ever been laid either. ROFL

Uh huh. A chick (under 250lbs) that's wanted some and wasn't able to find a drunk guy to do her? If she's over 250 all she needs to do is take a trip to Arizona and find Endelt.

Go get her Clayton. She might like the fact that you're an innocent. Might turn her on.

goatse,

There is NO WAY you need to be with a chic with tatoos and piercings first, They'll eat you alive, and I don't mean in the same way a fat girl who thinks your wiener is full of pudding.

You do need to get yourself in the game. Whats the worst that can happen? You end up after a bad date, home alone, spanking yoda at 3am?

You might also need to figure out what your "class" of women is....you know...the ones that actually think you're in their league too.



I think you and Luv need to stop the madness and go wardriving together next time you're in Springfield....maybe on the way to the Mongolian Grill, then off to Cheesecake Factory for desert, and then.....

I don't know Iowa. That chick might just do this to him and change his whole outlook on life.
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Gary Finkle!

Yeah.. either that or fly to an east European country. Young, hot euro-ginas love old, goofy-lookin d00ds. :)

Goatse, you might as well go for it.

She looks like a typical nerd chick with self-esteem issues, so she'll probably eat it up if you give her any form of attention.

Meh. She looks like the type you see at metal concerts who tries to sleep with the band but ends up ****ing the ugly sound guy.

She lives in ****ing Michigan.

Dude, you live in Houston. Why are you screwing around with some chicks profile from Michigan?

She was my top match.

You live in a city of 4M people. find a top match in the Houston Metro.

Nah...looks more like the type that dresses the part in an attempt to fit in with that crowd since she doesn't fit in anywhere else. Heck, she's so withdrawn that she got a friggin' spider tatoo because she is so into Cold.

She probably has no social life, and spends her weekends in her dorm room reading and listening to music instead of going out and actually doing something. Michigan State isn't exactly a small school, so if she's on match.com looking for a date, that says a lot.

Sorry dude, she didn't mention Star Wars, cross her off your list.