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Donger 08-08-2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 7809005)
Is this thread still about planes breaking apart in mid-flight? Somehow I think it is......

No, and it never was. It was always about general aircraft accidents (even though the OP specifically states "this" in reference to the story and accident in the OP).

Saul Good 08-08-2011 11:53 AM

General aircraft accidents are scary. Have we determined whether or not airliners are safe yet? It seems like a plane skidded off a runway and broke in half, possibly due to metal fatigue or possibly from crashing, and a plane lost a section of the fuselage 22 years ago, possibly from metal fatigue and possibly something the Jews did.

I need answers. Have we been able to draw any conclusions?

Iowanian 08-08-2011 11:59 AM

I'm going to get on a commercial plane twice this week.

Upon my safe return, it'll still be fact that Frankie would lick the left palm of a Tehran cab driver in exchange for cheap fair. He'd lick the butt of a landscaper after they've push mowed a football field for a starburst fruit chew.

Oh, dipshit

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1.
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2.
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Frankie 08-08-2011 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 7808936)
OH MY GOD, YOU WILL TAKE ACTION WITH THE INTERNET POLICE! WHATEVER WILL I DO?

oh wait, I don't give a **** what you do to report me. this place isn't a ****ing wine tasting, get the **** out of here with that weak shit.

08-02-2011. Your neg rep message:

"you are literally the most worthless moron on the planet. go **** a goat, raghead. THAT was report worthy, calling your mother a whore isn't. go **** yourself."

Yes you do give a ****, you coward. You just do it like I just showed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 7808936)
this place isn't a ****ing wine tasting, get the **** out of here with that weak shit.

And who the hell do you think YOU are to dictate what this place should be? No it's not a wine tasting (whatever your few brain cell mean when they couldn't finish up a simple sentence). But it should not be a domain of 28 year olds who are still in middle-school and mistake profane internet words they type from their mommies' basements for compensation for their small pee-pees.

This place used to have a lot of very classy posters before nature's mistakes like you started.

And Oh BTW,

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 7808936)
"you are literally the most worthless moron on the planet. go **** a goat, raghead. THAT was report worthy, calling your mother a whore isn't. go **** yourself."

Maybe blatantly insulting one's elderly mother or any other family member is not a bannable offense, YET. But blatant expressions of racism has been.

Here's a rope. Just keep it up.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7809029)
General aircraft accidents are scary. Have we determined whether or not airliners are safe yet? It seems like a plane skidded off a runway and broke in half, possibly due to metal fatigue or possibly from crashing, and a plane lost a section of the fuselage 22 years ago, possibly from metal fatigue and possibly something the Jews did.

I need answers. Have we been able to draw any conclusions?

Scary! What if this had happened in mid air?

http://lindbeam.files.wordpress.com/...n-airplane.jpg

loochy 08-08-2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7809048)
Scary! What if this had happened in mid air?

http://lindbeam.files.wordpress.com/...n-airplane.jpg

and this too:

http://www.funflyhobby.com/files/ima....thumbnail.png

Donger 08-08-2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809046)
And who the hell do you think YOU are to dictate what this place should be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809046)
Maybe blatantly insulting one's elderly mother or any other family member is not a bannable offense, YET.

LMAO.

And, is "raghead" a racial slur? It seems more a general insult to Arabs, Iranians, Pakistanis, etc.

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7808946)
How am I a hypocrite, Frankie?

Are you really confessing to not comprehending ANYTHING I posted? ROFL

You already replied to post 937. Tell me you at least attempted to read it before posting a reply, please.

Iowanian 08-08-2011 12:06 PM

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...nqRV2aJM2dVRsP

Donger 08-08-2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809055)
Are you really confessing to not comprehending ANYTHING I posted? ROFL

You already replied to post 937. Tell me you at least attempted to read it before posting a reply, please.

Yes, I read that post. Perhaps you could point out what in that post proves or explains why I'm a hypocrite?

Dartgod 08-08-2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809046)
And who the hell do you think YOU are to dictate what this place should be?

...

Maybe blatantly insulting one's elderly mother or any other family member is not a bannable offense, YET.

Actually, Frankie, this place IS somewhat moderated by the will of the people.

And you can type YET in whatever size font you want, but I guaran-damn-tee you that insults like I and others have made in this thread will never be moderated.

Okie_Apparition 08-08-2011 12:07 PM

Bannings & airplane disasters. I think that's how GoChiefs got his start

loochy 08-08-2011 12:08 PM

Frankie:

http://www.starzlife.com/wp-content/...-shirtless.jpg

Dartgod 08-08-2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7808992)
I'm predicting today at 2:12...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 7809002)
The way Frankie is going I'm thinking under. I'll go with 1:56.
Wait are you talking about when you'll get banned or when this topic hits 1000?

It's going to happen much sooner than that.

I'll say 1:21

Donger 08-08-2011 12:09 PM

Man, just imagine what ChiefsPlanet will be like once Frankie dictates the rules around here.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:11 PM

Frankie, I honor your excellence with this award:

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2007/04...nsaSelect2.jpg

Saul Good 08-08-2011 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7809070)
Man, just imagine what ChiefsPlanet will be like once Frankie dictates the rules around here.

I don't see CP instituting Sharia law in the immediate future. His best bet might be to create his own message board dedicated to his favorite Kok-buru team

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7808974)
I bet Frankie kept snitching his coworkers out for using the Internet too much,

Think 180 degrees and you are right. Where I come from we grew up absolutely detest snitches.

Just a piece of FYI.

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7808978)
No, no. I didn't imply that your father was a pussy. I did state that you are a pussy.

Now, why am I a hypocrite?

Again. Read the post I mentioned. Slowly!

Donger 08-08-2011 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809092)
Again. Read the post I mentioned. Slowly!

I did. I see nothing in that post which explains why I'm a hypocrite, because there isn't.

Maybe you can dumb it down a bit of for me and just explain why you think it is so?

loochy 08-08-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809087)
Think 180 degrees and you are right. Where I come from we grew up absolutely detest snitches.

Just a piece of FYI.

Your coworkers kept not snitching you out for not using the internet enough?

ForeverChiefs58 08-08-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7809067)

This is the real Frankie:

http://www.sunnyfaces.net/gallery/186_1.jpg

She sure is something!

Dartgod 08-08-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809087)
Think 180 degrees and you are right. Where I come from we grew up absolutely detest snitches.

Just a piece of FYI.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7808921)
You have long been popping out of nowhere in threads that I participate with outright crudeness insulting my family.

I have taken action reporting you a few times. But I think I will expand on that effort today.

ROFL

Pants 08-08-2011 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809087)
Think 180 degrees and you are right. Where I come from we grew up absolutely detest snitches.

Just a piece of FYI.

LMAO

That's why you reported H5N1 and others to the mods. Seriously, your idiocy never ceases to boggle my mind, snitch.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58 (Post 7809098)
This is the real Frankie:

http://www.sunnyfaces.net/gallery/186_1.jpg

She sure is something!

ROFLROFLROFL:LOL::LOL::LOL:LMAOLMAOLMAO

WTF is that?

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 7808984)
Is she?

Come on Brock! You know that's not my point. But would you just sit and be philosophical and allow this little wet-behind-the-ear Minnie Mouse get away with profanity about your most personal asset if YOU were his target? I bet not.

Donger 08-08-2011 12:26 PM

Man, Frankie has Mommy issues.

Dartgod 08-08-2011 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809104)
Come on Brock! You know that's not my point. But would you just sit and be philosophical and allow this little wet-behind-the-ear Minnie Mouse get away with profanity about your most personal asset if YOU were his target? I bet not.

Brock's mother is an ORE.

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7808985)
I don't care what it makes Dartgod's comment, I wasn't addressing that. I was addressing you talking out of your ass yet again.

Do you approve or disapprove of Dartgod's comment? Please answer this.

Saul Good 08-08-2011 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7809102)
LMAO

That's why you reported H5N1 and others to the mods. Seriously, your idiocy never seizes to boggle my mind, snitch.

Stop wasting your time on here. Go out and cease the day.

Dartgod 08-08-2011 12:27 PM

EDIT: Not yet...

BigCatDaddy 08-08-2011 12:27 PM

What's going on in here?

Dartgod 08-08-2011 12:27 PM

1000 now!





EDIT: WOOOOHOOOO!!! GO ahead and ban me now. My work here is done.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7809111)
Stop wasting your time on here. Go out and cease the day.

Cease the day?

Only God can do that.

Edit: Dammit I missed # 1000 by 1

Iowanian 08-08-2011 12:27 PM

That's it...Screw all you haters.

ALLAH COCKBAR!


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

RealSNR 08-08-2011 12:27 PM

So guys it turns out I was cooking leftover pizza and I left the stove on all night by accident. I felt kind of stupid. Anybody ever do anything stupid like that before?

loochy 08-08-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 7809120)
So guys it turns out I was cooking leftover pizza and I left the stove on all night by accident. I felt kind of stupid. Anybody ever do anything stupid like that before?

No. Everyone in here has IQs that are too high to allow them to do something like that.

Donger 08-08-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 7809120)
So guys it turns out I was cooking leftover pizza and I left the stove on all night by accident. I felt kind of stupid. Anybody ever do anything stupid like that before?

Frankie is so smart that he just turns off the stove with the sheer power of his intellect.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:29 PM

In Soviet Russia pizza cook you!

ForeverChiefs58 08-08-2011 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7809119)
That's it...Screw all you haters.

ALLAH COCKBAR!


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm



ROFLROFL

Pants 08-08-2011 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7809111)
Stop wasting your time on here. Go out and cease the day.

FML

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7809044)
Upon my safe return, it'll still be fact that Frankie would lick the left palm of a Tehran cab driver in exchange for cheap fair.

Oh "Iranians use their left palm to wipe their asses." Very funny,...

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kO4DPI1hegc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

And people wonder why I use terms like "ignorant" and "bigot" here.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7809119)
That's it...Screw all you haters.

ALLAH COCKBAR!


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

It's ok that Iowanian did this. We all provoked him. We need to understand his point of view and we should stop the provocative behavior.

Pants 08-08-2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809110)
Do you approve or disapprove of Dartgod's comment? Please answer this.

It's irrelevant what I think of his post. I said you were talking out of your ass because you didn't even read the post Dartgod quoted and, instead, created a scenario that didn't exist. You like doing that a lot when you "argue".

loochy 08-08-2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 7809134)
996...

Count much?

WTF it DID say 1000 a second ago. Some posts went away. WTF?

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7809044)
Oh, dipshit

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noun
1.
a metal-bearing mineral or rock, or a native metal, that can be mined at a profit.
2.
a mineral or natural product serving as a source of some nonmetallic substance, as sulfur.

ROFL The point totally flew over your head without a mid-air accident, didn't it?

Dumbass! :shake:

loochy 08-08-2011 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809137)
ROFL The point totally flew over your head without a mid-air accident, didn't it?

Dumbass! :shake:

Don't joke about mid air accidents. Planes can break in half and kill people in mid air. Scary!

Saul Good 08-08-2011 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7809118)
Cease the day?

Only God can do that.

Edit: Dammit I missed # 1000 by 1

In case your IQ isn't 159, that was a joke about pants typing "seizes to amaze".

Pants 08-08-2011 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7809145)
In case your IQ isn't 159, that was a joke about pants typing "seizes to amaze".

Don't worry, I got your joke and edited my post.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7809145)
In case your IQ isn't 159, that was a joke about pants typing "seizes to amaze".

/loochy gets to work thinking up some crazy scenario to make it look like i didnt miss that

You guys are idiots and my son is a lawyer and my dad was supreme general of Iran! Morons!

4th and Long 08-08-2011 12:37 PM

http://br.cooltext.com/rendered/cooltext547308532.gif

You know who you are.

:)

Saul Good 08-08-2011 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7809124)
Frankie is so smart that he just turns off the stove with the sheer power of his intellect.

I didn't know he used an oven. Figured he just cooked things with his brain waves.

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7809094)
I did. I see nothing in that post which explains why I'm a hypocrite, because there isn't.

Maybe you can dumb it down a bit of for me and just explain why you think it is so?

I mistyped. I'll give you another chance:

Read post 933, slowly.

Dartgod 08-08-2011 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 7809134)
996...

Count much?

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7809136)
WTF it DID say 1000 a second ago. Some posts went away. WTF?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 7809144)
LMAO

:evil:

I had it! I had it dammit and some ****stick deleted some posts and took it away from me! I'm reporting you and there WILL BE HELL TO PAYY!!!!!!!

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7809067)

Ooooh, Frankie Muniz. you are so witty. That's gonna leave a mark. :rolleyer:

Donger 08-08-2011 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809158)
I mistyped. I'll give you another chance:

Read post 933, slowly.

No, I see nothing in that post that explains why I'm a hypocrite.

Donger 08-08-2011 12:44 PM

Mods, can we get a ruling on whether or not "raghead" is a racial slur and, therefore, a bannable offense?

Thanks.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809163)
Ooooh, Frankie Muniz. you are so witty. That's gonna leave a mark. :rolleyer:

Drink your milk and you can be big and strong like him someday.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7809170)
Mods, can we get a ruling on whether or not "raghead" is a racial slur and, therefore, a bannable offense?

Thanks.

Not racial. The decision to wear a turban does not depend on race and it is a decision. Therefore, those that decide to wear the turban know that they may open themselves up to ridicule, but they wear it anyway.

No ban.

Edit: I know I'm not a mod, but oh well.

Bearcat 08-08-2011 12:46 PM

You are all in so much trouble...



jk, carry on.

Pants 08-08-2011 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809087)
Think 180 degrees and you are right. Where I come from we grew up absolutely detest snitches.

Just a piece of FYI.

LMAO

That's why you reported H5N1 and others to the mods. Seriously, your idiocy never ceases to boggle my mind, snitch.

Saul Good 08-08-2011 12:46 PM

This has officially become an unwieldy megathread. Will somebody please start a new thread? I'd like to make sure that we are able to bask in the Lone Iranger's brilliance without the clutter interfering.

Pants 08-08-2011 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7809178)
This has officially become an unwieldy megathread. Will somebody please start a new thread? I'd like to make sure that we are able to bask in the Lone Iranger's brilliance without the clutter interfering.

I just want him to admit that he's a snitch.

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7809119)
That's it...Screw all you haters.

ALLAH COCKBAR!


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58 (Post 7809127)
ROFLROFL

Bigotry does not exist on Chiefs Planet. No sir.

Bearcat 08-08-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7809170)
Mods, can we get a ruling on whether or not "raghead" is a racial slur and, therefore, a bannable offense?

Thanks.

Isn't that a muppet? You can't be banned for calling someone a muppet.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7809180)
I just want him to admit that he's a snitch.

I just like posting random comments.

Donger 08-08-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7809180)
I just want him to admit that he's a snitch.

He won't. He doesn't have the courage to do that (even though it's self-evident).

loochy 08-08-2011 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809182)
Bigotry does not exist on Chiefs Planet. No sir.

But that's what they actually say, isn't it?

Donger 08-08-2011 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 7809184)
Isn't that a muppet? You can't be banned for calling someone a muppet.

Thanks. Be advised that Frankie may be changing that. Soon.

Oh, and he intends to also make it a bannable offense if you insult his parentage. Just an FYI.

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 7809100)
ROFL

You are 50 years old. You've certainly had enough time on this earth to learn to think with your head instead of your ass. I expected you to understand the diff. But an eternal optimist at heart.

4th and Long 08-08-2011 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7809180)
I just want him to admit that he's a snitch.

Snitches get stitches.

loochy 08-08-2011 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7809201)
Snitches get SUICIDE BOMBED.

FYP

4th and Long 08-08-2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7809202)
FYP

LMAO Thanks! LMAO

Frankie 08-08-2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7808924)
Is your father as big a pussy as you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7808978)
No, no. I didn't imply that your father was a pussy. I did state that you are a pussy.

Ahem. Hypocrite much?

Saul Good 08-08-2011 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7809180)
I just want him to admit that he's a snitch.

In the US, snitches get stitches. In Iran, bitches get switches.

Rams Fan 08-08-2011 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7809152)

Nice gif.

Donger 08-08-2011 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809205)
Ahem. Hypocrite much?

LMAO

You're kidding, right?

SPchief 08-08-2011 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7809205)
Ahem. Hypocrite much?

You really are reeruned

Rams Fan 08-08-2011 12:58 PM

This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow.

4th and Long 08-08-2011 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7809208)
LMAO

You're kidding, right?

Tree. Forest. Can't see a damn thing in here.


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