ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

Alright, I'm sorry. I don't mean to move too fast, you just seemed to be really interested in martinis and I took that as an opening. :)

I'm cool with slowing it down if that's what you want to do. You want to talk over instant messenger or something?

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Originally Posted by honeychildlovemelons

It's ok no worries. We can talk over IM maybe tomorrow night? I really need to go to bed...I'm going to try to get a new job tomorrow so I have to rise early :) well earlier than I'm used to anyways.

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Originally Posted by smooveB

Sure, that sounds great. Good luck tomorrow.

Phobia

08-11-2008 11:33 PM

Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.

Tribal Warfare

08-11-2008 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4908831)

Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.

It's the internet duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spicy McHaggis

08-12-2008 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4908831)

Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.

How in the hell is he supposed to learn valuable life lessons about crazy women if he does that?

Hammock Parties

08-12-2008 12:05 AM

I like this one a lot. She's sweet. I'm going to keep her on the back burner while I try to get laid.

ChiefsCountry

08-12-2008 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4908862)

I like this one a lot. She's sweet. I'm going to keep her on the back burner while I try to get laid.

You better keep her on the front burner, its not like your track record is outstanding.

Hammock Parties

08-12-2008 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 4908864)

You better keep her on the front burner, its not like your track record is outstanding.

She's going to be my intellectual whore.

kcxiv

08-12-2008 12:21 AM

Who cares if she's damaged goods if all your trying to do is get laid. Go for broke. Especially if its going to be your first time. Just dont get hooked.

little jacob

08-12-2008 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis (Post 4908859)

How in the hell is he supposed to learn valuable life lessons about crazy women if he does that?

truth

Phobia

08-12-2008 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcxiv (Post 4908869)

Who cares if she's damaged goods if all your trying to do is get laid. Go for broke. Especially if its going to be your first time. Just dont get hooked.

He needs to get to first base. If a girl keeps him in the "on-deck circle" then he'll never get to first base. There's a couple ways dude is going to score:
1. Get married.
2. Find a total slut who likes nerds.

Phobia

08-12-2008 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis (Post 4908859)

How in the hell is he supposed to learn valuable life lessons about crazy women if he does that?

She stands to learn a lot more about crazy men than what you're suggesting.

ChiefsCountry

08-12-2008 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4908873)

3. Go to Asia or Mexico and buy a hooker :)

Phobia

08-12-2008 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 4908877)

3. Go to Asia or Mexico and buy a hooker :)

Dude left mommy for 2 weeks to a college town and couldn't close. How is he supposed to work up the nerve to:
A. Commit a crime, soliciting.
B. Speak to a woman in person.
C. Figure out the rest of the unmentionables.
D. Pay up what is owed.

ShortRoundChief

08-12-2008 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4908831)

Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.

650 #s

Skip Towne

08-12-2008 05:10 AM

He should pay particular attention to that one girl. She's out looking for a job. Something that lazy freeloader would never do.

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