ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

I had previously never seen someone bring their dog to a bar. I happened to read this thread around midnight last before I headed out to a local bar..... Where some ****ing asshole had brought his dog.

Seriously, I wanted to punch that asshole in his ****ing face. That type of loud atmosphere can't be good for a dog.

MTG#10

05-26-2013 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9710211)

Did you bring home a fat white girl?

Hootie

05-26-2013 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9710122)

That was pretty dead-on, Hootie, except I'm totally a cat person.

Also, did you not read the CP Power Couples thread from this week, man? I posted a picture of myself wearing a damn dress.

must not have

I can't swear to God and have people take me seriously because I'm not religious

but I swear on our precious Chiefs that I've never seen a picture of you

Hootie

05-26-2013 10:09 AM

I live in Champaign-Urbana

and we never go to the Urbana part because it's a bunch of hippie liberal homosexuals and they all bring their god damn dogs to the Urbana bars and it's awful

BigBeauford

05-26-2013 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9710117)

I can't think of anything dumber. Way to risk your long-term health.

Common misconception brainwashed into youths by D.A.R.E. It's definitely not worse than the following:

Alcohol
Cigarettes
Prescription Analgesics
Energy Drinks
Fast Food
Television
Diet Soda
Lead Paint
Fuel Emissions

ThaVirus

05-26-2013 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 9710213)

Did you bring home a fat white girl?

Well, I went with a white girl with a big butt. We had sex afterward. It was nice.

Hammock Parties

05-26-2013 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by qbsacker93 (Post 9710244)

There's a risk, and that is a fact.

**** that shit.

Hootie

05-26-2013 10:11 AM

sounds fat to me

J Diddy

05-26-2013 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710241)

I live in Champaign-Urbana

and we never go to the Urbana part because it's a bunch of hippie liberal homosexuals and they all bring their god damn dogs to the Urbana bars and it's awful

I hear you. Freaking dogs bite your ass when you try to date rape their owners.

ThaVirus

05-26-2013 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710249)

sounds fat to me

5'4" 130 lbs. Not fat.

Fat pig/ Omaha

Hootie

05-26-2013 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9710256)

I hear you. Freaking dogs bite your ass when you try to date rape their owners.