I have tremendous survival skills so I'm sure I'd find a way home and just pass the **** out like I always do when I'm too drunk to function.

this week?

Hootie owes us pics of the busty coed for this aborted thread.

I haven't aborted it yet. I still plan on doing 1 a day until I lose interst.

Oh boy

**** shrooms and acid.

I'm crazy enough normally. They make me nuts
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the thing about said coed is

here is our story:

last Tuesday I was at my favorite bar, of course...and I was standing at the fence at the beer garden berating every hot girl that went by...

well these two coeds decided to come in...students are gone; campus is dead...we were the only people really there...about 15 people total actually

well I was sitting at a table with my 2 best friends...and there was 1 open seat

2 girls

so they go and get drinks, I think nothing of it

they come out to hang out with us because clearly I'm super witty and amazing and stuff

the other girl takes the seat

and I'm like..

"ohhh...guess you're gonna have to sit on my lap!"

to which she's like "ok, cool."

so....

then my two friends flipped a quarter for $20

the one who always loses lost...and the other guy ripped the $40 in half to prove some sort of point

the girl is like...."oh you'll just tape it back together..."

and you never challenge my friend's manhood like that

so he proceeded to tear the $40 into 1000 pieces and throw it like confetti...which appalled the other girl

but back to me

so I, being me, got super, super, super blacked out and the next thing I knew it was 6 AM and my alarm was going off

I was in my bed, with said girl...with no clothes on...

and I had no recollection of leaving the bar, didn't know the girls name, had no idea why my alarm was set to 6 AM...so I just kind of lifted the covers up and looked at her butt cheeks and I was like..."cool"

that's our story so far

clearly this girl is super classy

ROFL

and this happens to me a lot

I'll get in with a group of girls because I'm really good at being the center of attention

but then I'll get soooooo ****ed up...

it's astonishing

I can only imagine what blacked out Rick says to these girls to have them come back with me

actually I do know because my roommate will videotape some of my drunk dials and they are legendary

Is her name Michelle?

Do you typically black out?

ROFL This shit always cracks me up. I believe you too. On all of it. So my question is, do you take herpes medicine? Statistically speaking, you're a lock. So don't even deny it. But hey, a minor inconvenience for all of that ass.

no you son of a bitch

I'm trying to tell you that that girl is ****ing awful and literally goes out, has 3 beers, and is just a dreadful human being

she works with the guy who goes out with me every day every week and he invites her and her awful friends out

the ongoing joke is that I pretend I'm in love with her and that's why you see pictures of her always popping up on my facebook

if you don't believe me, I am sure I can prove it

even if I wanted to bang this atrocious girl, she wouldn't bang me...because she literally seen me out 3 times this week and literally I left with a different girl each time

oh and she claims she doesn't masturbate so gross

Did your butthole burn the next day? Almost like it was stretched out?