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I like hearing Groucho Gottfried.
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The explanation of coffee at 4:00 is a classic:

Speaking of coffee, I was right about coffee. Coffee should be used only as a means of waking a person's ass up. Personally, I do not enjoy the taste of coffee but I need it to awaken me from the shadows of the night (Pat Benatar reference bitches). I bet you are going to reply, "Crush, if you do not like the taste of coffee, then drink that 5 hour energy stuff." My response to that is, "If I wanted to take legalized speed, I would just OD on the GOOD Sudafed." I think I will stick to my coffee to wake me up in the morning. Damn kids and your fancy shmancy energy drinks. Also, I am back on top bitches.

Speaking of dreams, I got a blow job from Jeri Ryan last night as well as a taint tickle:

I WIN.

Or did you?

My third wish is for more wishes.

What did you say about coffee that you were right on?

I have been drinking coffee for the better part of 45 years.

I love the taste of coffee, drink it throughout my day.

It, however, does nothing to wake me, and neither do those "fancy shmancy" energy drinks.

If I'm feeling lethargic or lazy, the only remedy is activity.

I win for the second year in a row!!!
YAY!

Assuming the Throne...

Yay!!?

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK in the saddle agaiiiiiiin!

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

You guys need to stop being dicks.

BANG-BANG!

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