Both of them are hilarious but they have different styles. Rainman can find humor out of anything while Bob_Dole tends to elaborate on what already exists. Honorable mention to Iowanian and his barnyard stylings.

ROFL

Well, that's true. But at least mine still goes up and down.

Damn you!!!!!

Guess I'm shit out of luck,I've only got $59 tickets.

Pssht. You're only 3/4ths of a real fan.

I really can't believe everyone is surprised by the thread starter. Psi's avatar has clearly given this away. It's a banana, a banana that is detached and riding a bicycle. The banana is clearly running away. Symbolism at it's finest.

Good luck to you Psi. Always remember, at least you don't have near the mental issues that Bob Dole does.

This doesn't change anything for me.

Psi is still THE college football guru to me, both here and on another board I used to frequent.

I just wish you hadn't said you like Slipknot. I don't think I can handle that.

I don't care what sex Psi is or becomes. But the whole "ketchup on steak" thing really freaks me out.

Ba-Zing!

No, that's just Mr. Bananagrabber. I think he's, like, a cannibal or something. G.O.B. really shouldn't have sold the animation rights.

Speaking of which, I've made a huge mistake...

Nah. I'm still glad I posted it. Probably could have gone about things better, but I felt like I had to just throw it out as quickly as possible before I lost my nerve. Funny thing, though... I don't think there is any way I wouldn't have posted that yesterday, barring a power outage or something.

Should say something about the state I was in that finally got so bad it enabled me to just say "**** it" and let it go. I took a stroll around the neighborhood yesterday morning, before composing the post, and felt almost comically serene (another good band name?). On second thought, that's nowhere near as catchy as General Incoherency.

Prior to yesterday, I simply could not envision myself living past my mid-20s, if that long. I don't mean that in a suicidal way, I just mean I didn't know how I would function. I could only see things getting worse and worse.

I actually have a tiny shred of hope for the first time I can ever remember.

College football guru, eh? Wouldn't go that far, especially since I've gotten more and more bitter about everything and have shifted most of my focus to just being on Memphis in the past few years. I think the Big East taking USF instead of Memphis a few years ago really did a number on me, as far as how I viewed college athletics.

Nononono. God forbid. This girl I went to school with in 10th grade for three months liked Slipknot. She was cool, aside from her shitty taste in music. I can understand how you'd get lost in the maze that was that post, though.

What do you care? You just wanna get rid of yours. :p

Question:

Has Joe Paterno ever won a National Championship? If so, how many?

I still have not the slightest clue whats going on. Can I buy a vowel?

2 of em..both in the 80's.

I guess this explains your dislike for Larry JOHNSON & DICK Vermiel.