BobDole - That explains it, the Blair Witch has cursed Elvis. Who has never won a playoff game

IMO Gore will not concede tonight on national TV but will instead use his time to outline the reasons Elvis has not won a playoff game.

Clint, I think you may have something there...

OMG,

I was just eating some 'alphabets' for lunch...the last 26 letters in the bowl spelled out....you guessed it "Elvis has not won a playoff game"

could this be a sign?

FWIW,
I realized I made an error in my translation of the smoke signals yesterday...I used the "Sioux" book and realized that it was from "Mesqawki" casino owner americans....

the signals translated from THAT book to read "Elvis Win 1st playoff game 2001, Keemosabi"

the signals today said "HOW!--with help of Corey Dillon, twodogs"...what do you think that means?

I just let my dog out to "relieve" himself. When I let him in, I noticed that he had spelled out "Evis has not one a playoff game"
In yellow snow...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/confused.gif

I just came in from my backyard where there was a flock of wild parrots and do you know what they were saying;" Elvis still hasn't won a playoff game."

Hey guys, History Channel has a special on the program Histories Mysteries.

"Elvis and the mythical playoff win"

I just saw on CNN that Jessee Jackson has called his people to the streets to protest the slanderous abominations leveled against Elvis Grbac...after all, its not HISfault he has played QB for a substandard team...and It was his "Intent" to WIN a playoff game...

Rumor has it that he has called for Indianapolis, Buffalo, Oakland, SF, Tennessee, and NE to forfeit the games they irrationally scored more points than the Chiefs...so Elvis has an Equal Opportunity to WIN a Playoff game. :)

Don't eat the dreaded yellow snow...at least until Elvis wins a playoff game because I've heard he hasn't yet...

Well JOhn, at least we now know who let the dogs out.

Call those b@stards and tell them so they can stop asking the d@mned question.

OMG...To say the least,ELVIS has not won a playoff game ? I'm shocked that a man of this talent has not carried a team to a playoff win! :eek:

How can this be? I demand a recount of all stats and see if Elvis has won a playoff game! :rolleyes:

Betcha Algore hasn't won an election for Prez either! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I was playing a Yoko Ono song backwards and the haunting words came out, "Elvis No Playoff Wins"... over and over and over...

It was driving me mad! I tell ya! Mad! Mad! Mad!

Her singing that is... :p

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