All I'm asking from Oakland is to score one goddamned touchdown and keep Morris out of the endzone. One fucking touchdown from an NFL team shouldn't be too much to ask against a D that has surrendered over 140 points in its last five games. But apparently it is when I need my goddamned fantasy team to come through one fucking time this season. :bang:

Seven sacks in one half? SEVEN? In ONE HALF?

Jared and Tamba must have the Raiders games circled on their calendars.

And wow, I'm looking at the stats and five of the sacks have come from defensive tackles. Reed and Edwards may have these games circled, too.

The puntfest continues.

I was thinking the same thing.

Well kinda. I mean I thought can't wait to see Allen and Hali against the raiders.

Actually I thought I want a ham sandwich.

I think Eric Hicks could get 3 sacks against the Raiders.

Oakland looks like an expansion team they are so bad. The body language on the offense says it all.

hell would have to freeze over first.

I'm watching Law & Order now - elisabeth Rohm's first season....excellent line in this one, "Serena, I think it's about time you take another shot at the body guard"

god, I would drink her bath water, giggity giggity gig-gi-tty!

Hey Oakland called a running play....

Art Shell at a loss for words???

Art Shell at a "loss for words"? I don't believe it.

sack o rama!

8 Sacks. Just shoot me in the fucking head.

I agree. They are pathetic. Why did MNF think this would be a good game to broadcast? Even if the L.A. market is big, I can't imagine people tuning in to watch with sorry excuse for a team.

8 now.

I take it your opponent has the Hags D, eh? Ow. :spank: