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I'll be in my shed, ahhhh.........preparing :bong:
Besides as the JW's always said, "No one knows the exact time, but were in the last days, the light is getting brighter, there's a new thought, this old system is doomed, paradise on earth is at hand....." |
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You think that just because you get down on your knees, and tell God more lies about how you repent your sins that you are automatically forgiven? God doesn't say lie about repenting.... He says REPENT!! The only people who truly repent, are people who are sorry for what they have done, and what they've become. And they will be forgiven. People make mistakes. HUGE mistakes. Everone deserves a 2nd chance. re·pent1 [ri-pent] Show IPA –verb (used without object) 1. to feel sorry, self-reproachful, or contrite for past conduct; regret or be conscience-stricken about a past action, attitude, etc. (often followed by of ): He repented after his thoughtless act. 2. to feel such sorrow for sin or fault as to be disposed to change one's life for the better; be penitent. Penitence, can be gained, and lost. |
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Are we there yet?
I need to know if I should set up my scopes for Saturday night viewing. Its a lot of work and if the world is ending or there's gonna be 20% of the people that disappear I may need to check see if they left any better scopes laying about. |
"the fatalistic despair that this world is too broken ever to be fixed."
Are you ****ing kidding me? This is the most awesome time to live in all of history! Other than to move forward a few years, there is no time in history that has ever been this awesome. We are all very very lucky to live in this time. Even after tomorrow. |
Pop Culture Signs That Doomsday Is Upon Us
10 crazy reasons the end of days might actually be here. 10. If Oprah Winfrey's ending her talk show, the whole world might as well end with it. Ahead of May 21, 2011, ABCNews.com put together a list of examples from pop culture that suggest Doomsday may indeed be upon us. Winfrey has held court as the queen of the daytime talk show for so long (25 years, to be specific) that it seems inconceiveable she'll end her reign on May 25. But maybe the big O knows something we don't ... 9. Think about the most famous people on TV these days. Jerry Seinfeld? Nope. Jennifer Aniston? Gone to the big screen. Instead, we have self-made reality TV stars like Bethenny Frankel and Kim Kardashian. Frankel recently made a reported $120 million by selling a line of low calorie cocktails to a major liquor distributor. Kim Kardashian reportely made $65 million in 2010. "Jersey Shore's" pouffy princess Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi got $32,000 to lecture to students at Rutgers University. Remember, these people got famous just by being themselves. Call it luck, call it talent, or call it a sign that the world's gone mad. 8. The comeback of leggings was disturbing enough. Jeggings, in all their acid wash and dark rinse glory, might be seen as one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. 7. But they're not worse than denim diapers. Putting jeans on a baby's bare bottom? Have we all gone insane? 6. Worse still is the trend of people not wearing pants at all. Lady Gaga started it, shunning anything that even remotely obscures her upper thigh region in favor of skin-tight leotards. (When she wants to be modest, she puts on fishnets, as shown here.) Rihanna followed her lead. These days, the "S&M" singer favors spangled panty-like bottoms. 5. Italy actually let the cast of "The Jersey Shore" into their country. Why would they do that if it didn't think the end of the world would cut short Snooki and co.'s stay? 4. As the 1990s faded into the 2000s, it seemed one of the most disturbing epochs of music had finally come to an end -- the boy band era. But like a nightmare you just can't shake, it's back. New Kids on the Block and The Backstreet Boys are combining forces, touring this summer (assuming Doomsday doesn't destroy them, of course) to the delight of ... who, exactly? 3. In March, Charlie Sheen got fired from the hit show he once headlined, "Two and a Half Men." He launched a North American comedy tour in which he practically got booed off stage in city after city. And yet, according to Forbes, he made $40 million in the last 12 months, more than he's made ever before. It just doesn't make sense. 2. Maybe the world is about to end because humans seem to care more about their pets than they do about themselves. Time magazine reported in 2009 that annual spending on pets in the U.S. had reached $43 billion. After Doomsday does its work, perhaps cats and dogs will inherit whatever's left of earth. 1. Or maybe vampires will lord over the planet's remains. After all, they're so popular right now. "The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide" isn't even a new novel in the series -- it's a guide to all of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" books -- and yet, last month, it was at the top of the young adult bestseller list. Vampires, if this is what we've come up with after more than 2,000 years of civilization, go ahead, take it, do what you will. |
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Why would this moron want to embarrass the shit out of himself like this??.....Again!?
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Well.. I guess it was fun knowing some of you. I can't believe I am going to spend my last hours on earth inside a ****ing Crate & Barrel.:doh!:
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Too bad the end of the world is the day before the day after tomorrow and not the day after tomorrow.... I never thought I'd say this, but the Vancouver Canucks are going to the [slurp] (that's the sound the EOW makes, just fyi) [silence].
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anyone going to spend their last day on earth ****ed up!?!! Imma get me some black tar heroin, snort all the cocaine on a line of strippers asses, pop some uppers, slam a bottle of jameson and pop a couple oxy's.
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