Agree 100%

:cuss:

I'd give #5 to the bat boy in perpetuity.

I'll be honest - unless it's a live simulcast of him choking on a chicken bone, I don't have any interest in hearing from him right now.

Frazod's right; it's going to be nothing but platitudes towards his new employer and utter bullshit towards his former fans.

(Oh, and Mulder can be found on the 18th green somewhere...**** that guy)

Mulder making it to the 18th green would indicate that he's capable of finishing something he's started.

There's a chain of sporting goods stores in St. Louis that gave away every bit of Pujols merchandise today (story on the stltoday site). Obviously they don't lose much, since it wouldn't have sold for jackshit anyway, but I like the gesture.

Those jerseys would look excellent as torn up rags acting as the fuse for a sea of Molotovs careening through the windows of 5 Restaurant.

Did you hear what those dickchuggers did?

Free angel food cake with any meal.

Seriously, **** the manager at 5...

Well of course he is. Just as long as it's his short game.

Dude actually gave a shit about his golf game.

That restaurant will survive for approximately 4.3 more days pulling that horseshit.

I'll take "Reasonable Exemptions for Lynching" for $800.

Why doesn't Pujols come out and drop a leg on Macho Man's throat while he's at it?

It's times like this that I wish I had a WW-II era bomber or something.

Carpet-bombing that entire facility would be pretty sweet.

You could probably scrounge up an old Soviet Tupolev bomber for a reasonable price. That would give you a payload of about 40 tons of bombs. Should be enough to turn the Pujols statue into tailings.

:hmmm: LMAO