I'm beginning to wonder who would win if a Sasquatch and the guy who played that Mountain dude in GOT were matched up in a fight to the death.

FAX

Well Fax, first we'll need to know the setting, starting weapon and starting distance.

Also have to know if the Mountain has stolen it's Jack's Links Jerky.

I wasn't thinking of it as overly complicated, Mr. Detoxing.

Just two dudes in front of a Cleveland bar throwing hands (or paws or whatever). I suppose a bottle or two might be available as potential weapons ... or maybe a parking meter if you could rip it out of the sidewalk. Or, maybe a windshield wiper you could use for stabbing eye sockets. Just whatever items one might normally find outside a Cleveland bar at 2:00 am, I suppose.

FAX

He seems like the type who would tip over the game board if he was losing.

Good point.

Ah yes, **** Dorsey right in his whistletooth. ROFL


SHOUT OUT TO BILLAY FOR ZERO cHunt COMPENSATION STILL!

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I'm going with the Sasquatch.

Even though that Mountain dude could pull his hair and stuff, I think the Squatch can put a shoulder bite on him and get him to the ground. At that point, it's just a couple of decent stomps and it's all over but the police interrogation.

FAX

So much for that source.