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Raiderhater 05-22-2003 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by memyselfi


Nah, I'm the one not choosing to waste my time with barely post puberty know it all virgins. ROFL


:spock: No? Just what have you been doing then?

memyselfI 05-22-2003 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by R&GHOMER


You had better be careful RaiderHader. I think she likes you. ;)

Please...

I like my men to know where things are, why they are there, and how to use them. :p ;)

Raiderhater 05-22-2003 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by R&GHOMER


You had better be careful RaiderHader. I think she likes you. ;)



- shudder -


:Lin:

CrazyHorse 05-22-2003 06:39 PM

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.

memyselfI 05-22-2003 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raiderhader



:spock: No? Just what have you been doing then?

making you think you are interesting... humoring you. I'm sure you'll get that from quite a few women in the upcoming years. :D

Raiderhater 05-22-2003 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by memyselfi


Please...

I like my women to know where things are, why they are there, and how to use them. :p ;)


memyselfI 05-22-2003 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raiderhader

Ah, the originality continues. I bet you'll end up with your best friends leftovers someday.
ROFL

Raiderhater 05-22-2003 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by memyselfi


making you think you are interesting... humoring you. I'm sure you'll get that from quite a few women in the upcoming years. :D


Oh yeah sure. :rolleyes:



Hader,
she still wasted her time with me one way or the other

R&GHomer 05-22-2003 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by memyselfi


Please...

I like my men to know where things are, why they are there, and how to use them. :p ;)


For RaiderHader 's sake I hope that doesn't enclude plastics and batteries.... :p

Raiderhater 05-22-2003 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by memyselfi



Ah, the originality continues. I bet you'll end up with your best friends leftovers someday.
ROFL


Ah, ther old "original" comeback, again.



Hader,
now that's original :rolleyes:

Raiderhater 05-22-2003 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by R&GHOMER



For RaiderHader 's sake I hope that doesn't enclude plastics and batteries.... :p


What the he!! is this "for RaiderHader's sake" crap?



Hader,
when it comes to Denise I'm happily ignorant

memyselfI 05-22-2003 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by R&GHOMER



For RaiderHader 's sake I hope that doesn't enclude plastics and batteries.... :p


Have you seen the fake plastic/rubber vaginas they sell these days...he could get lucky yet. ;)

http://www.toysforusonline.com/shopR.cfm?=GRB1

RealSNR 05-22-2003 06:51 PM

Ahh, this one was a classic when I was in elementary school... ROFL

A young boy was doing his homework one night when he was stuck on a problem. He opened his parents' bedroom door and saw his mom standing there naked. He pointed at her private area and said "Mommy, what's that?" His mom said "that's mommy's jungle"

The next night he had to go to the bathroom really badly. So he rushed down the hall and opened the bathroom door and saw his dad taking a piss. He pointed at his dad's penis and said "Daddy, what's that?" His dad said "that's daddy's snake"

The next night there was a huge thunderstorm and the boy wanted to sleep with his parents. About halfway through the night, the boy was awake and looked under the covers and exclaimed "LOOK OUT MOMMY! THERE'S A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR JUNGLE!"

R&GHomer 05-22-2003 06:55 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by raiderhader
[B]


What the he!! is this "for RaiderHader's sake" crap?



Sorry Man! If your into that kind of thing... my bad. :)


Just playing into the MeMy and RaiderHader love triangle... hehe you two crack me up.

Raiderhater 05-22-2003 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by memyselfi



Have you seen the fake plastic/rubber vaginas they sell these days...he could get lucky yet. ;)

http://www.toysforusonline.com/shopR.cfm?=GRB1


She sure pulled that up in a hurry. Shop for those very often Denise?


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