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Calcountry 02-09-2008 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
goatse,

There is NO WAY you need to be with a chic with tatoos and piercings first, They'll eat you alive, and I don't mean in the same way a fat girl who thinks your wiener is full of pudding.

You do need to get yourself in the game. Whats the worst that can happen? You end up after a bad date, home alone, spanking yoda at 3am?

You might also need to figure out what your "class" of women is....you know...the ones that actually think you're in their league too.



I think you and Luv need to stop the madness and go wardriving together next time you're in Springfield....maybe on the way to the Mongolian Grill, then off to Cheesecake Factory for desert, and then.....
Besides, you can always come back to Chiefs planet with your stories about the date. This would be better than that TV show elimidate.

Calcountry 02-09-2008 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE
She lives in ****ing Michigan.
Meet her at Iowanians house.

blueballs 02-09-2008 03:41 PM
There has got to be a great grandma
that will show you the ropes

Skip Towne 02-10-2008 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
You're fat, live with your mommy, have no money, are on the internet 18 hours a day, have no experience with women, watch too much porn, dress up like a star wars dork, can't handle your liquor, are pasty white, don't dress well, and have religious baggage.

You don't have room to be selective.
Here it is!!

Hammock Parties 04-18-2008 06:44 PM
Chatting with hot stuff. She's either a shemale or runs a webcam business.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=sexyvecky

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/9...0594887hw3.jpg

2112 04-18-2008 06:48 PM
What ever happened to that San Diego douche that stole the laptop?

Hammock Parties 04-18-2008 06:59 PM
CODE RED! HORNY BITCH!

Quote:
GoChiefs: what brought you to okcupid?
hotty sexy: find sex and love
GoChiefs: couldn't find it anywhere else?
hotty sexy: well not the guys i what
GoChiefs: i have difficulty believing a girl as pretty as you would have any trouble finding a guy
hotty sexy: wel aim horny do you wana see me
GoChiefs: why not? lol

Bugeater 04-18-2008 07:02 PM
It's a dude.

kstater 04-18-2008 07:06 PM
1 Attachment(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4693789)
CODE RED! HORNY BITCH!
,

Bowser 04-18-2008 07:09 PM
GoChiefs is chatting with Lexington Steele right now.

Hammock Parties 04-18-2008 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4693820)
GoChiefs is chatting with Lexington Steele right now.
Not anymore. He/she/it signed off.

Very strange.

88TG88 04-18-2008 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4693789)
CODE RED! HORNY BITCH!
WRECK THAT HO !!

Bowser 04-18-2008 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4693823)
Not anymore. He/she/it signed off.

Very strange.
The FBI is tracing your ISP as we speak. Heh.

Bowser 04-18-2008 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 4693827)
WRECK THAT HO !!
LMAO

Hammock Parties 04-18-2008 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4693828)
The FBI is tracing your ISP as we speak. Heh.
She's supposed to be 23. I'm in the clear.

Hammock Parties 04-18-2008 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 4693827)
WRECK THAT HO !!
The thought crossed my mind that I had run into a sex-starved bitch who was dying for attention, but I also thought she may have just wanted to show me more pictures. Either way, she's gone. How disappointing.

ChiefsFire 04-18-2008 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4693835)
The thought crossed my mind that I had run into a sex-starved bitch who was dying for attention, but I also thought she may have just wanted to show me more pictures. Either way, she's gone. How disappointing.
"Dude....you're a dude!!!!"

keg in kc 04-18-2008 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4693823)
Not anymore. He/she/it signed off.

Very strange.
You turned your cam on, didn't you.

How many times have we told you...

Delano 04-18-2008 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4693835)
The thought crossed my mind that I had run into a sex-starved bitch who was dying for attention, but I also thought she may have just wanted to show me more pictures. Either way, she's gone. How disappointing.
http://www.yardwear.net/blog/content...t-shirt_10.jpg

CoMoChief 04-18-2008 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4038171)
Okay, I wasn't going to, but I'm a glutton for punishment....

I have a date tomorrow afternoon with a man that I've been talking to from match.com.
LOLOLOL Loser!!!!!!!!!!

Sure-Oz 04-18-2008 07:45 PM
Did you get your 6 months free?

Bearcat 04-18-2008 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4693789)
CODE RED! HORNY BITCH!
Classic hot girl/nerd IM interaction. Well done. LMAO

Sure-Oz 04-18-2008 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 4693944)
Classic hot girl/nerd IM interaction. Well done. LMAO
Classic hot girl laughs at nerd with her friends, when in fact she is a he

Bearcat 04-18-2008 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4693947)
Classic hot girl laughs at nerd with her friends, when in fact she is a he
Classic 40-year-old-guy-trying-to-act-like-a-hot-girl-and-is-getting-a-little-fed-up-with-the-guy-on-the-other-side-of-the-conversation hot girl / nerd-trying-to-act-like-what-he-thinks-would-be-a-naive-nerd-but-surpises-himself-by-finding-out-he-doesn't-have-to-try-that-hard-at-it nerd interaction.

Hammock Parties 04-19-2008 11:08 AM
Shocking.

Quote:
hotty sexy:

hey i just got called in to do a cam show.. i do it once in a while.. i got a 48hr pass i can get you in, because i just got called in and i have to go now but i still wanna chat.. wanna see me???

ok iam gana give my link and this promo code pas and your gana get in free with promo code aces pass all you need todo is verify ur age with credit card

Hammock Parties 04-19-2008 11:36 AM
This girl would be perfect if she was five years younger and five inches shorter.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=saraisazombie

Discuss Thrower 04-19-2008 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4694905)
This girl would be perfect if she was five years younger and five inches shorter.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=saraisazombie
Jesus, I'm lightyears ahead of you and I'm still thinking she's barely in my league.

Basically, I'm saying you need to be less choosy about shit. So what if she's 5'10? 27? Shit son, she's a cougar.

ChiefsCountry 04-19-2008 09:04 PM
She is pretty cute, definitly one of those last calls at the bar type chicks for me.

Hammock Parties 04-19-2008 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988 (Post 4696148)
Jesus, I'm lightyears ahead of you and I'm still thinking she's barely in my league.

Basically, I'm saying you need to be less choosy about shit. So what if she's 5'10? 27? Shit son, she's a cougar.
I would thank my lucky stars if she even smiled at me, dude. I'm just saying, she would be 100 out of 100 if she was a bit shorter and a bit younger. I'm not choosy, just idealistic.

Discuss Thrower 04-19-2008 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4696152)
I would thank my lucky stars if she even smiled at me, dude. I'm just saying, she would be 100 out of 100 if she was a bit shorter and a bit younger. I'm not choosy, just idealistic.
Sometimes you gotta roll with it, even if it is some skeezer. Go for it. Get some cajones and go for the green, don't lay up.

ShortRoundChief 04-19-2008 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4696152)
I would thank my lucky stars if she even smiled at me, dude. I'm just saying, she would be 100 out of 100 if she was a bit shorter and a bit younger. I'm not choosy, just idealistic.

and a bundle of sticks

Hammock Parties 05-22-2008 11:58 AM
THIS CANNOT BE REAL

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<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JJZ6JJN_ON4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object>

Discuss Thrower 05-22-2008 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4763150)
THIS CANNOT BE REAL

<object height="355" width="425">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JJZ6JJN_ON4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object>

Let my good friend, Senator Vreenak express my feelings on this video.

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badgirl 05-22-2008 12:20 PM
I would be careful, he doesn't have a place to call home and travels a lot could mean he doesn't want to be tracked to a certain place. I don't trust anyone who is on the internet dating sites, I would not go to any of them for a date. Just be careful and use your good judgement on it. Best of Luck.:thumb:

88TG88 05-22-2008 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4763150)
THIS CANNOT BE REAL

<object height="355" width="425">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JJZ6JJN_ON4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object>
She needs the dick bad. Lay it on her Goatse

Sully 05-22-2008 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 4763202)
I would be careful, he doesn't have a place to call home and travels a lot could mean he doesn't want to be tracked to a certain place. I don't trust anyone who is on the internet dating sites, I would not go to any of them for a date. Just be careful and use your good judgement on it. Best of Luck.:thumb:
Just in time!!!

badgirl 05-22-2008 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sully (Post 4763211)
Just in time!!!
HA, I just saw the date, whew, guess everything went ok, or not, but considering she still posts on here I assume he didn't take kidnap her.LMAO

Hammock Parties 06-05-2008 04:55 PM
Wow, look at the ass on this chick.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4...5001506dh8.jpg

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4...0015060yl2.jpg

Skip Towne 06-05-2008 05:12 PM
Has anybody met Luv's new boyfriend? She didn't even let us in on this one.

kcxiv 06-05-2008 05:14 PM
Just like with most folks. ONce they get a significant other they just fall off the face of the earth. My best friend since we were 13 is totally opposite. haha. He's crazy though. His rules all the time. or hit the road. haha Chick doesnt seem to mind he's been with her 10 years. lol

luv 06-05-2008 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4782047)
Has anybody met Luv's new boyfriend? She didn't even let us in on this one.
I've learned my lesson.

Hammock Parties 06-09-2008 08:48 PM
A 30-year old MILF is stalking me. She keeps viewing my profile.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/leahann4u/

RustShack 06-09-2008 08:57 PM
Does it bother you since she doesn't have a penis?

Skip Towne 06-09-2008 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4787111)
A 30-year old MILF is stalking me. She keeps viewing my profile.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/leahann4u/
Better grab her up. Probably the best offer your toad ass will ever get.

Hammock Parties 06-09-2008 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 4787124)
Does it bother you since she doesn't have a penis?
Kinda. I've always preferred smoking hot girls with great racks and big dicks.

Ugly Duck 06-09-2008 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4038171)
I have a date tomorrow afternoon with a man that I've been talking to from match.com. He travels a lot for his job.
He's married. Bank it.

Ugly Duck 06-09-2008 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4787129)
I've always preferred smoking hot girls with great racks and big dicks.
I totally don't get it. WTF does that mean?

little jacob 06-09-2008 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ugly Duck (Post 4787307)
I totally don't get it. WTF does that mean?
sounds like he likes dicks

Ugly Duck 06-10-2008 12:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by little jacob (Post 4787316)
sounds like he likes dicks
I don't think he means he actually wants a "hot chick with a dick." Thats just gotta be some kinda code for something else.

SPATCH 06-10-2008 12:11 AM
chix with dix bro. don't knock it till you've tried it

greg63 06-21-2008 07:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4787111)
A 30-year old MILF is stalking me. She keeps viewing my profile.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/leahann4u/

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, that's a good one!

Uncle_Ted 06-21-2008 08:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 4787323)
chix with dix bro. don't knock it till you've tried it
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/2040.jpg

"Yer missin' out, chicks with dicks!"

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 04:20 PM
YEAH!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thereishope0318/pictures

Quote:
thanks for the "woo" lol.. I wasn't quite sure what it was since i'm new to this thing, but I just figured it out! lol How are you today? May I ask why you decided to "woo" me?? BTW, I like your profile.. You seem like a pretty funny guy!

Slayer Diablo 07-05-2008 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4038171)
Okay, I wasn't going to, but I'm a glutton for punishment....

I have a date tomorrow afternoon with a man that I've been talking to from match.com. He travels a lot for his job. So much that he doesn't really call anyplace home. He's flying here from Chicago for the weekend. I've been talking to this guy on the phone and on IM for about three or four weeks now. I'm excited to finally meet him, yet I'm nervous since I know I'm the reason he's flying here.
...
Well, Sim City let's you call "outlaw" a job... o:-)

**EDIT**: Oops, thought this was a new thread...

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 04:28 PM
YEAH! YEAH!

Quote:
That's pretty funny.. lol.. Thank you :) Yes, you did get my attention lol, good job..

Where you gonna go on your trip?? Yes it is pretty nasty here too.. I live in Conroe, so that's not very far from you..

You're welcome.. I thought your profile was interesting, mine's pretty dumb.. I'm not good at talking about myself! lol

Smed1065 07-05-2008 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829811)
Hum:

Christianity and somewhat serious about it

Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 04:40 PM
My Daphne was born in Conroe TX. Coincidence or irony?

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 04:41 PM
Oh, she wants my hot body:

Quote:
Oh wow.. Sounds like pain + fun.. lol..

Yes i'd like to chat. I don't have AIM though only yahoo and myspace.. add me if you have them
Yes, mam. Dominate me. Take me!

Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829830)
Oh, she wants my hot body:



Yes, man. Dominate me. Take me!
What?

DaKCMan AP 07-05-2008 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829811)
no thanks

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 04:45 PM
SHIT, I MEANT MAM!

Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829837)
SHIT, I MEANT MAM!
LMAO Awesome.

Smed1065 07-05-2008 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts (Post 4829833)
What?
The truth...LMAO comes out.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smed1065 (Post 4829839)
The truth...LMAO comes out.
Clayton is my internet homeboy. I was just ****ing with him. Gotta love the Freudian slips though.........

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 04:55 PM
Floptits and I share a special bond. We're both former fatties on our way to studsville. When we are both toned, sexy demons we will engage in a foursome and high five while inducing multiple orgasms in our partners. **** YEAH!

Rausch 07-05-2008 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4782039)
UNSTABLE...drive that $#it to the bank. Won't even take 24 hours to clear...

Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829853)
Floptits and I share a special bond. We're both former fatties on our way to studsville. When we are both toned, sexy demons we will engage in a foursome and high five while inducing multiple orgasms in our partners. **** YEAH!
And we'll swear that we didn't realize we were half an inch too far to the north.

DaKCMan AP 07-05-2008 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829853)
Floptits and I share a special bond. We're both former fatties on our way to studsville. When we are both toned, sexy demons we will engage in a foursome and high five while inducing multiple orgasms in our partners. **** YEAH!
You're getting plastic surgery?

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 05:07 PM
MYSPACE LOCATED
STALK PROGRAM EXECUTED

Smed1065 07-05-2008 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829871)
MYSPACE LOCATED
STALK PROGRAM EXECUTED
Consistent at least.


LOL

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 05:19 PM
I'd hit it...fo sho!

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/883...7589e79xz2.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 4829854)
UNSTABLE...drive that $#it to the bank. Won't even take 24 hours to clear...
I would **** that broad in that big booty as long as I didn't have to tell her my real name.

DaKCMan AP 07-05-2008 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829898)
With a stick maybe

Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829898)
That looks like it would be the most boring **** on the face of the planet.

Smed1065 07-05-2008 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts (Post 4829903)
That looks like it would be the most boring **** on the face of the planet.
That's usually the ones that surprise you.

stumppy 07-05-2008 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4829902)
With a stick maybe

You never know how good it will be. Some of that chubby p@ss is tighter than a mouses ear.:D

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 05:23 PM
No man, reds are wild. She's not exactly a knockout. I bet she works EXTRA EXTRA HARD in bed!

DaKCMan AP 07-05-2008 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4829907)
You never know how good it will be. Some of that chubby p@ss is tighter than a mouses ear.:D
I have MUCH higher standards than that thing.

Hammock Parties 07-05-2008 05:25 PM
Look, we're not all freaking adonis. Some of us just want to get laid by something that doesn't weight 250 pounds.

In the mean time you can **** the really hot chicks. And spend all yo MONEY on them! YEAH! CHEAP AVERAGE PUSSY FOREVER!!!!!!11111

stumppy 07-05-2008 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4829913)
I have MUCH higher standards than that thing.
Take the glasses off, stand her up straight, see what the body really look like and the face. You never know. I've known some knockout women who have had more than one bad pic taken of them.


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