Aaron Rodgers is sitting stoically in his stall right now, staring unblinking at a photograph of Brett Favre while eating a live kitten...tail first.

Drew Brees is sitting at his locker with a voodoo doll of Matt Schaub poking his throwing shoulder with a pin laughing hysterically.

Sims up.

Phillip Rivers is vacationing in Paris, laughing at the QBs who are about to get hit.

YES!!!!!!!

No, I have no idea what happened in my game yet.

But I honestly don't even care....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Well Daryl Richardson stomped my team out of no where what a joke. lol

**** EVERYTHING

**** YOU ANCHORAGE

I HATE LIFE

WHAT THE ****

Seriously.

More people on the main board need to know about this league. There is so much catharsis to be taken over here...

This is ****ing BULLSHIT.

I run roughshod over these assholes for 400 yards in the regular season and get shut down for 2.86 yards per carry tonight?

I HATE SANDBOX SIMULATIONS

AND DENVER GOES DOWN LMAO WHAT THE **** CHANGED THIS WEEK?

On an ancillary point, for the 2nd consecutive year, a week 1 strategic overhaul yielded huge dividends in the Divisional round for me. Clearwater advances to its 2nd straight Conference Championship.

Well Anchorage, I feel like we've been here before.

Come at me, bro...

The Cedar Rapids-Clearwater game was clearly played in a driving rainstorm.

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Daryl Richardsons garbage ass ran for a shit load on my team. Something weird happened.

He had two carries for 6 yars the first time we played

A 15-1 (should have been 16-0) team gets PUNKED in IT'S OWN HOUSE by a 9-7 team.

What ever. WHATEVER.

AAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This game wasn't even CLOSE. I got straight up DOMINATED.

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