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#Royals starter Danny Duffy pushed back from his scheduled start tomorrow due to minor left elbow tightness. Expected to pitch in Detroit.

So it begins...

Well there's some more good news.
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It's who we are. We are nothing, if not a Franchise of complete misfortune.

BTW, Franchise in this sentence = Royals or Chiefs..........

No shit,it always :mad: when I hear New Englanders pissing and moaning about not having a good season,well cry me a river.

Making room for Paulino?

Next step.. Tommy John surgery I would imagine.

Wow. Duffy would really be tough with another mph or 2 on that fastball.

He already has the second-highest average fastball speed in the majors (beind Strasbourg). Even with the 1 mph juicing at the K, that's still damn impressive.

I'm going to hope against hope that he is really fine (and ignore the flashing mental images of Duffy "shaking out" his left arm after basically every pitch this year)

In other disturbing news today, doctors had to amputate Danny Duffies arm today. Doctors had no choice after a freak accident this morning. Doctors were attempting a Routine Tommy John surgery when former baseball and Royal great Ken Harvey burst through the Operating room and knocked over the bed Duffy was laying in. Sources outside the hospital said Harvey was chasing a Chicken Mcnugget that a person threw at him, it bounced of his Mctits and he chased it through the air through the O.R. Duffy's arm was the severed in half as an Oddly placed chainsaw fell on Duffys arm cutting it in half. Like the asshole he is Harvey had no comment.

If we have to put somebody on the DL, I vote for Rex Hudler.

I'm in a library. "Royal great Ken Harvey" almost got me in trouble.

WTH was Eddie Rodriguez with the stop sign?!

Propeller Owens. Sending him in.

Owen could propel enough energy to power a small village.

I read this with the Old Spice "BA DA BA BA BAAAAHHH BA BOP BAHH" going through my head.