You have to set goals.

Lol I don't think your bar antics would last long in westport hoot

As long as you aren't pulling your love muscle reading this shit we are ok
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Why, I do all kinds of crazy shit in westport
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I've been there about 5 times and one time I got really, really, really, really close to getting the shit beat out of me.

I got kicked out of the piano bar place.

so you're theory is probably correct

however...my antics don't go over particularly well anywhere

at my sister's wedding we went to a bar in Missouri afterwards...and within 5 minutes (after the reception...this is post game reception) a big cherokee bouncer guy literally picked me up...and threw me out of the bar

You gotta stop high fiving, though. That shit's high school.

Edit: You gotta stop about 65% of the shit you're describing in this thread, however. But it is my opinion that you are a lost cause on nearly all of it but the high fiving.

Who is this guy you're mouth fingering hootie?

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LMAO LMAO LMAO

I'm laughing so hard it hurts! LMAO

I know some aging hippies in their 60s and 70s that dropped acid all the time. They are fine. I'm not advocating it, but a lot of us did it in the 70s and survived with no issues at all.

my friend Steve and I used to move to different restaraunts when we were younger and were best friends etc etc etc

he was the first impression guy...I was the one that gave TERRIBLE first impressions

and they'd always be like..."dude, wtf is up with that guy?"

and steve would be like..."I promise he'll grow on you"

and then he'd tell them the infamous 19 year old Rick story

my other sister's wedding

we take a huge limo back to the reception after the actual ceremony

and we just get obliterated...everyone in the wedding party

now let me remind you...this is MY SISTER'S wedding...so everyone in my family is there. Everyone. I'm 19.

I'm just shit faced drunk. So etc etc etc

the male wedding party or whatever...the 6 of us

they want us to karaoke the Sister Christian song...so everyone is karaoking it...and I'm just blasted out of my mind...I'm not singing, I'm an adult

so my brother-in-law decides to hand me the mic

my entire family is there

so the one word I decide to say...in front of everyone

is definitely the n word

...

the next day I wake up...and my mom is like "so uhh...going to your sister's for brunch...you're not invited."

so the point of his story is:

It's just pretty much my world and everyone is living in it.

When are we going out?

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Are you are my hero.

Did you just drop the n-bomb and drop the mic?

I'm actually more mature these days.

I had to retire my two favorite moves:

The GDL and the shirt trick.

GDL: (Grab, dip, lick). You grab a girl (not aggressively, just to get her attention)...she turns around. You then dip a few fingers in her drink, and then lick said fingers...and then compliment her for her drink choice.

Popularity scale of move: 1 out of 10. They hate it.

the shirt trick: you see a pretty girl sitting at the bar...you approach her from behind...and then jump over her head with your shirt....only keep said shirt over her head for less than 2 seconds otherwise they get really, really, really, really mad instead of just really mad

popularity scale of said move: 0 out of 10

brother-in-law took said mic

and everyone just looked at me in utter disbelief

my friends all laughed and said "well, what did you expect"