Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9710615)

Old Westport had lots of good times there in college. Nothing like being drunk and being the only two white dudes who stumbled into America's Pub. That oh shit moment that happens in life. LMAO

Normally meet chicks at Kelly's then bounce over to Buzzard Beach I think is the name of that dance club across there, then back to Kellys to end the night.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9710658)

I was reading this "How To" book at Barnes & Noble a year or two ago, because it looked like a breezey novelty read about all kinds of interesting stuff.

One was "how to fight" -- shit you not. There was a book, or at least a novelty book, attempting to teach people how to fight.

The first step, of course, was avoid at all costs blah blah blah. The second step, before the actual fighting, was to slap your opponent with a firm, open palm in the face when he first approaches you. LMAO Not violently, just enough to get their attention.

The idea, of course, is to confuse him and weird him out so that it diffuses the situation.

I instantly knew that was bullshit, even though I've never been in a physical fight in my adult life. That shit will only piss off like 99% of the people you're fighting, myself included.

But the depantsing move... sounds like that move has the spirit of the slap idea, and might actually work.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9710608)

Wrong. It's more of punishing the other person for crossing the line.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9710613)

KC native and Crazycoffey love bud light.

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9710856)

Crazy bar story:

I'm shitting in a bar bathroom right now.

The End.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9710513)

Why, I do all kinds of crazy shit in westport
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9710860)

Where does babby come from? Post a pic.

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9710883)

People are afraid to mess with you because they think you know karate.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9710886)

Bud light isn't half bad

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9710291)

depends how you have them mix it. In my case you are dead wrong
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Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 9710903)

You have a point. It's ALL bad. Try real beer and you'll never drink that swill again.

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9710615)

Old Westport had lots of good times there in college. Nothing like being drunk and being the only two white dudes who stumbled into America's Pub. That oh shit moment that happens in life. LMAO

Normally meet chicks at Kelly's then bounce over to Buzzard Beach I think is the name of that dance club across there, then back to Kellys to end the night.