Who's that.......Raquel Darrien? Who are you looking for? And yes I know that I know far more about porn than I should.

Will diuretics help?

DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's perrrrfect for Moooo. Who is that lady?

Moooo

She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.

No... God no! You're gonna kill yourself, woman!

If you're consuming alcohol, you're gonna pee...period. The hangover is a result of dehydration, and the best way to help with that is a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade before going to bed.

I also take some asprin, though they say you're not supposed to cause it will thin out your blood way too much.

Moooo

Redheads were put on this earth for one reason... to make all other women look ugly.

Moooo

A redhead with big boobs.........do you have any idea what you think her name is.

You only live a couple of miles from me, technically. I like grape gatorade. Wanne bring me some?

please tell me you're joking... besides, I mean your friend with benefits might get angry at some guy showing up at your house at 3 in the morn.

Moooo

Wll somebody PLEASE tell me who that smoking hot brunette in the bra and panties is? PLEASE!?!

Moooo

He only shows up like once a month. Speaking of him brings no respect to myself, huh?

Did I mention bigger girls casn't be choosers? I'm done with putting myself down, though, I'm better than that.

Her name is Ruby.

Kylie Ireland?

I'm confused. What does this have to do with grape Gatorade?

Moooo

Hell if I know, I'm drunk. I just like the way you think.