Or Picture in Picture and a box with two tuners.

I'm going to beat you like a Government Dog.

You poor, pitiful soul.

HOLY SHIT JERICHO JUST SUPLEXED THE ROCK OFF THE TOP OF THE TITANTRON

You're missing Santino do an awesome Lawler impersonation after opening the can of the ass whip. Aww, Lawler's back up again. Annnnnnd he just buried Santino ag--why the **** is Orton out here?

Knobberslockers!

Did Shawn rape Kennedy or something, because otherwise this promo is really weird.

Is Kennedy gonna start crying?

"When Carlito was a kid, his father used to beat the crap out of him for any little mistake. Then daddy would gave me a bunch of world title reigns to make me feel better. That's when Carlito learned that work ethic is for people who don't have good daddies."

Since Carlito is leaving he's going to job to a midget on his way out......you can tell they think highly of him.

From WWE.com: WWE has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar Carlito. We wish Carlito the... you know what, Carlito? **** off.

Carlito actually asked to be released.

Yeah, but you can see how highly they think of his half-assing by the way they've decided to send him off. There's going out on your back, and going out on your back to a midget.

So Carlito is officially leaving?

Good fucking riddance to the executor of the worst sprinboard manuevers this side of Andre the Giant.

Wrestling has been so reeruned ever since The Rock left.

And sadly there are probably still worse guys on the roster.....

I wish they'd fire the midget he's pointless.

Kennedy is legitimately awful. I don't understand why the IWC was on his jock so hard a while back.

At first I hated You-MANGA, but he has made the most of his gimmick. He just needs to get the hell away from HHH.

Hornswoggle is like the new millenium's Gillberg.