:rolleyes: Yeah most likely

That's almost as dumb as what Hootie has been posting.

The largest girl I've ever had sex with couldn't have weighed anymore than 150 lbs. or so...

I won't like, the girl I dated in high school was really popular with her friends and hot, so her slutty friends had no problem hooking up with me after we broke up years down the road.

Girls are more into status than anything else.

Why do all of Hooties post revolve around being drunk?

Being an alcoholic is not cool either.

I think we all know a person like him I do..and 99% of the time he makes me wanna strangle him.

My roommate Andy, the dude that gets the plate smashed over his head in those videos I posted, gets any girl he wants no matter what. That's not a lie.

A lot of my girlfriends are those I used to work with, because my friend Steve and I used to play off of each other really well at work and everyone thought we were funny and that's one way to get girls.

ROFL A drunken shit for brains rates as status? Yep fat chicks like I thought.

Obviously if you smash plates over your head you can get any chick you want...

Do you guys target the reerun demo?

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After running this through the Internet Douchebag Translator it spits out a result:

Hootie drank two bottles of Boone's Farm, puked on a 200 pounder, went home to jerk off, and fell asleep on a pile of Double Cheeseburger wrappers after being unable to finish while using the scrapings of a Jergen's bottle and his own tears as lube.

Really? I drink a lot with my friends, have sex with girls, and funny stories are usually the end result.

I feel bad for anyone that hasn't had a period of their lives dedicated to that.

I mean, cool if you want to find a girl and get married when you're 20...I'm simply in no rush to grow up. Talk to me when I'm 35.

You're taking it to a ridiculously stupid level if what you're saying is true...there's having fun and there's being a total douchebag because you think it's funny.

I have to spread rep around before I can give it to you again. LMAO

Haha.

When you're really drunk, stuff like that is funny. It's not the fact he was smashing plates over his head, it's the fact he was down to his boxers wearing boxing gloves and the entire apartment complex was witnessing it.

If you've seen some of the girls he's hooked up with in the last 6 months, as close to perfect 10's as you can get. His girlfriend is amazing, 27, and has two degrees.

Of course he's 24 and still has a semester to go for his bachelors, but that's not the point.

I have endless funny stories of stupid drunk shit with friends. There are numerous great stories, many of which involve bizarre and hilarious hookups.

I do not post those hoping for acceptance. I don't need or crave it. I'm sorry that the fracture of your 360 has caused you to so vociferously seek out some kind of acceptance since you can't currently get it in Team Doubles.