I know that I pimp certain Division II guys every year. Some people may think I'm a D2 homer. I take great pleasure in watching a lot of D2 ball and trying to project D2 players to the next level. And I'm ****ing dead-on, typically (especially with the drafted players). I watch more Division II games, from TV to in-person to actual coach's film (I did all the time when I was in college) than a lot of posters on this site watch BCS level games.

And in no way did I think that Mike Johnson was going to be an NFL player.

"just the tip?"

Leave him alone. His penis had just lost its home.

but are you a GM?

Yeah, I don't know, you have to draw the line somewhere with this character stuff... haha.

I'd read something where an anonymous scout said that it wasn't just that.... although it is a huge red flag... I believe it was that he has also already been married and divorced, just has a history of poor decisions.

Do you want to confess about your sister too?

*relinquishes argument to Zach*
*knows that he basically stole a joke just then that The Talking Can already made*

Deez Nutz.

Not Oedipus Nutz. NTTAWWT???

i'm going to hope i wake up tomorrow with MICAH johnson under my plastic Play GM Christmas tree

Only on Chiefsplanet could an UDFA thread result in penis talk.

lol wow he got married and divorced, what does that have to do with anything? cmon our country is based on that.... and i bet the girl just couldnt deal with all the bullshyt he had to put up with from being a registered sex offender...

I was trying to tread lightly on Katrina humor.

Felt more comfortable with the phallus. Wait...

Don't be a ****ing chickenshit, especially when talking about incest.

You wouldn't want this guy as your teammate anyway. How are you going to rib him in the locker room?

Player: "Man, it was really hard out there today."

DeezNutz: "Yeah, that's what your sister said last night."

Player: "How'd you know?"

[/silence]

LMAO.

Player: You're like a brother to me, man.
Me: **** yourself, please.