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Originally Posted by badmajama (Post 7652045)

If you go that route, you'll be dead in a few hours. You may want to spread that out a bit.

What time is the rapture? And which time zone? I just wanna be ready......

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 7651990)

We are all very very lucky to live in this time. Even after tomorrow.

ESPECIALLY after tomorrow. Think of all the cool shit left to loot after all those people get raptured (or whatever it's called...)

Doesnt the war start after the rapture?

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I am so glad I'm agnostic and don't have these issues.

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7652052)

If you go that route, you'll be dead in a few hours. You may want to spread that out a bit.

a drug an hour!11!!!!1!!

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Originally Posted by burt (Post 7652057)

What time is the rapture? And which time zone? I just wanna be ready......

Here you go.

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"Judgment day will begin very shortly before midnight Jerusalem standard time. I think it's going to be instantaneous. Everything will be destroyed and God is going to create a new heaven and a new earth," says Fitzpatrick, who spent his $140,000 life savings to have 3,000 posters put up in New York City's subway and bus system, warning of this impending End of Days.

Everybody sing!
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Originally Posted by burt (Post 7652057)

What time is the rapture? And which time zone? I just wanna be ready......

6pm eastern, I believe.

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7652094)

Here you go.

So we're 8 hours behind Jerusalem (if in CTZ). We should expect rapture to begin shortly before 4pm on Saturday then?

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Originally Posted by badmajama (Post 7652045)

anyone going to spend their last day on earth ****ed up!?!! Imma get me some black tar heroin, snort all the cocaine on a line of strippers asses, pop some uppers, slam a bottle of jameson and pop a couple oxy's.

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If you got some black tar on hand, the Oxy's are pointless.

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 7652167)

6pm eastern, I believe.

I have it as 6:09pm in Jerusalem right now. So a time difference of 8 hours. That puts it at 5pm eastern on Saturday.

Not to nitpick, I'd just really like to narrow down when I can expect to die.

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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 7652073)

I am so glad I'm agnostic and don't have these issues.

I'm a Christian and I don't see what issues I have.

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Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 7652171)

So we're 8 hours behind Jerusalem (if in CTZ). We should expect rapture to begin shortly before 4pm on Saturday then?

Unless your time zones are off (I have no idea and I don't care to look it up) or math has somehow failed me, your estimation is correct.