Ah shit, I agree with Clayboy.........:doh!:

Go back to fisting yourself.

if I were to make a real guess (and there are 2 sides to every story)...

I think it would go something like this...

Todd Haley was at the Cigar Box...everyone (who isn't famous) was all like "omg that's the Chiefs head coach"...

alleged victim probably mosied her way up nice and close...Todd might have had a daquiri or two...PERHAPS the two engaged in conversation...PERHAPS Todd was a little forward....and then nothing probably happened....

the night went on

and then, to make things interesting (because being interesting is important), Phobia ran into a girl he doesn't know all so well at an Applebee's the next night and she kind of "expanded the truth" a bit to be interesting...

that's probably the real story...

because...again...no ****ing way an NFL coach is getting cuffed ANYWHERE and there not being a story about it right away...

for god's sake I knew Chris Henry died before he even died a few years ago...pretty sure I got a text that said "turn on ESPN, Chris Henry is going to die in 15 minutes"

These posts sound almost forced to me. Like some square is trying really hard to sound like the rebel, I-don't-give-a-**** Hootie of ChiefsPlanet lore.

outstanding. LMAO

not fine with it...but taking it for what it is....

if a girl walks by and some creep slaps her on the ass...it's creepy as shit...a terrible move...stupid...disgusting

but lets take it how it is...

it was probably a lowlife being a lowlife...

be the bigger woman...just shrug and be like "god I'm happy I'm not that idiot"...

calling the police or talking about it and telling the story about it for attention is even worse than being the victim...

that's my opinion

however I don't do controversy and literally you could sucker punch me right in the face and you'd probably not get much of a reaction...

I'm really a 'meh' kind of guy

was it your cousin's brother's brother?

It's all a big mis-understanding. Coach thought she was asking about the Center-QB exchange, and Haley has always been an "actions speak louder than words" kinda guy.

When he said "Do you know who I am?" It was just to underline his credibility as a qualified coaching professional... Nothing to see here...

That probably used to be true. It isn't anymore.

Oh, me me me me. Pick me!

No argument from me.

leads to nothing

You missed one extra cousin. Go on and keep believing that NFL Security is a bunch of hacks.

I'm sorry you feel that way...

I have to work in 5 hours and right now I'm just doing the yooshe....

lounging and posting how I see them

and it's made me unpopular around here for years...but I keep coming back for more

Some would label "what it is" as battery, Hootie.

doubt they are hacks

also doubt that TODD HALEY could be cuffed in a (and I'm guessing here) AT LEAST somewhat crowded bar and the only source to come out so far is someone Phil met at a Chili's the next night...

I'm sorry...someone is taking a picture or something...I haven't seen a phone in the last 4.5 years that doesn't have a camera on it...