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ThaVirus 11-05-2012 09:40 PM
They're knee-high and like 60 pounds with a mouth. They don't have claws like a lion..

I'd be stomping and booting their brains in if a small child were in the mix.

Sorter 11-05-2012 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9088818)
They're knee-high and like 60 pounds with a mouth. They don't have claws like a lion..

I'd be stomping and booting their brains in if a small child were in the mix.
Bwahahaha

Imon Yourside 11-05-2012 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9088818)
They're knee-high and like 60 pounds with a mouth. They don't have claws like a lion..

I'd be stomping and booting their brains in if a small child were in the mix.
I've been trying to explain that all it takes is a set of balls and them dogs would have to be put down.

Sorter 11-05-2012 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9087983)
For those who want to see what a mother ****ing golden retriever does to a human, here you go. NSFW or if you can't handle seeing tissue.



Now look at these ****ing teeth. http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...95466209_n.jpg
http://www.patriciamcconnell.com/the.../awd-teeth.jpg

If you think that you're going to be able to do anything against 11 of these guys, then you deserve what happens.
Bump for the internet bad-ass.

kcpasco 11-05-2012 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9088818)
They're knee-high and like 60 pounds with a mouth. They don't have claws like a lion..

I'd be stomping and booting their brains in if a small child were in the mix.
A pack of those can take down big game, I doubt 1 man could do much.

Imon Yourside 11-05-2012 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9088831)
Bump for the internet bad-ass.
Them dogs are just frontin' on the webz.

Sorter 11-05-2012 09:44 PM
1 man gets raped/eaten/****ed by an angry German Shepard and these TUF warriors think that they are taking out a group of 11 animals that routinely chase off/fight hyenas and leopards?

I mean, even BlackBob isn't dumb enough to argue this shit. LMAO

Sorter 11-05-2012 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN (Post 9088838)
Them dogs are just frontin' on the webz.
now I feel silly. trololololo

Imon Yourside 11-05-2012 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9088847)
now I feel silly. trololololo
It's a process..... Your choice to be a ...Oh never mind.

ThaVirus 11-05-2012 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 9088835)
A pack of those can take down big game, I doubt 1 man could do much.
Yeah, probably wouldn't kill them, but I feel like I'd have a decent enough chance to fend them off for at least a minute until help arrived.

Animals are a lot like people. If they realize they could get hurt, they'll back off. That's what I'd be hoping for anyway..

Seems to me you'd just need to make sure they didn't get a hold of your neck, otherwise you're ****ed.

Sorter 11-05-2012 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN (Post 9088858)
It's a process..... Your choice to be a ...Oh never mind.
ROFL, just spit chew out laughing at this.

I really need to stop chewing whilst visiting this site. :eek:

Sorter 11-05-2012 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9088863)
Yeah, probably wouldn't kill them, but I feel like I'd have a decent enough chance to fend them off for at least a minute until help arrived.

Animals are a lot like people. If they realize they could get hurt, they'll back off. That's what I'd be hoping for anyway..

Seems to me you'd just need to make sure they didn't get a hold of your neck, otherwise you're ****ed.
Oh god, you're serious. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ko53zcxv1qmsrb7.gif

ThaVirus 11-05-2012 09:51 PM
Also, Wikipedia says their main meals are impalas and gazelles. Those things aren't fierce at all. It does say they hunt bigger game, like humans and zebra from time to time but their success rate isn't good. It says it takes a seriously coordinated effort in which the biggest male latches onto the nose while one hangs on the tail and the others try to dismember it.

I've seen videos of lions taking an hour to kill a wildebeest (they go for strangulation so it's a bit different, but still). If you could at least hurt a couple of them and make them think twice, you might be able to buy time for the trainers to get there.

Imon Yourside 11-05-2012 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9088865)
ROFL, just spit chew out laughing at this.

I really need to stop chewing whilst visiting this site. :eek:
Then I won't even mention anything about the right 53.

ThaVirus 11-05-2012 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9088868)
Yes, sir.

Obviously I don't know shit about how it would actually go down, but I'm sure stranger things have happened.


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