Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11524092)

With or without jelly?

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11524094)

My wife wouldn't go near my ass for all of the money in the world. Of this I'm certain.

I'm not saying I'm above it. I'll try anything once. But she hears the demons I keep in my stomach and feels the mighty rumble of my butthole numerous times a day. She knows the foul stench that emits from there and wouldn't put her mouth on it. No matter if I shave that bad boy up and had it shining like a diamond!

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11524154)

My asshole is hairy as shit. I think I inadvertently pluck at least three rogue hairs every time I wipe my ass and two more take up each ones place. It's like a hydra head of shit and funk.

No bueno.

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 11524103)

My wife doesn't do it sober. She turns into a ****ing freak when she's drunk though lol. I'm telling you, I was like "no way I'm asking my gf to do that". My cousin kept saying "it'll be the best time of your life". It took me a couple of weeks to break down and a 12 pk of beer. It was great.

My cousin is a manly man type of guy, I was shocked when he first told me.

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11525473)

This is great subtext to go along with the photos I have of your wife. Courtesy of you. You are a generous man Inmem.

BRB.