There's reason to be suspicious, that's for sure

Ewwww, Yuk. I'm a self professed hypocrite. Its ok for Woman, but no real man is gonna stick his junk in that. Nope!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by R&GHOMER
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:shake: You sick fucker.


Hader,
glad R&G is enjoying himself

[QUOTE]Originally posted by R&GHOMER
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:eek:

Please. I'd happily stick to the plastic and batteries vs. the vestal virgin. :D

Yeah I know. The man hating winch.

The site is bookmarked. ;)

Not that particular page...I do have other favorites on the site though. :D

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals.
The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid ****!"

ROFL

It is pretty gross. The blow up dolls are even worse.

No offense, Hader.

Yes, but on the flip side. They always seem so happy and surprised to see you. ROFL

Denise with a rubber vagina... now that's offensive....and funnyROFL :dom:

I like the one where the "Chief" fan stands up in Arrowhead, and cheers for the Raiders, once they learn they are going to win the game.


That one cracks me up every time.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

A wife says to her husband, "Howard, I want breast implants."

He says: " We can't afford it. Go grab a wad of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your tits."

"Will that make them bigger?" she asks.

He says, "It worked on your ass."

You do a lot of assuming. Just because YOU have to get off artificially doesn't mean everyone else does.

A woman is walking down the street. A guy says, "Hey, lady, there's a tampon hanging out of your mouth."

She says, "fuck, what'd I do with my cigarette?"