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Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4829917)
Look, we're not all freaking adonis. Some of us just want to get laid by something that doesn't weight 250 pounds.

In the mean time you can **** the really hot chicks. And spend all yo MONEY on them! YEAH! CHEAP AVERAGE PUSSY FOREVER!!!!!!11111

Banging hot ass broads is great 1 night at a time. Only fools get into relationships with them.

stumppy 07-05-2008 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts (Post 4829951)
Banging hot ass broads is great 1 night at a time. Only fools get into relationships with them.


Learned that lesson the hard way. Married an Italian girl from Philly when I was a young man. She was drop dead gorgeous. A model for Gitano jeans, had been in several different magazines modeling. Worked for a TV station and radio station in the promotional dept.

Nothing but trouble.

DaKCMan AP 07-05-2008 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4829943)
Take the glasses off, stand her up straight, see what the body really look like and the face. You never know. I've known some knockout women who have had more than one bad pic taken of them.

Nah, she's hopeless.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-05-2008 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4829979)
Learned that lesson the hard way. Married an Italian girl from Philly when I was a young man. She was drop dead gorgeous. A model for Gitano jeans, had been in several different magazines modeling. Worked for a TV station and radio station in the promotional dept.

Nothing but trouble.

It only took me one time to realize that it was a helluva lot more trouble than it was worth. My wife is far too beautiful for me, but I still wouldn't have married her if she was anything like "those bitches".

stumppy 07-05-2008 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4829982)
Nah, she's hopeless.


Ya think ? Hell, who knows. My vision isn't as trustworthy as it used to be.

Smed1065 07-05-2008 06:27 PM

Maybe it is just me but redheads I have dated have always been sluts?
In a good way!

Maybe someone needs to make a poll to verify if fact or fiction. Mythbuster?

stumppy 07-05-2008 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Smed1065 (Post 4830028)
Maybe it is just me but redheads I have dated have always been sluts?
In a good way!

Maybe someone needs to make a poll to verify if fact or fiction. Mythbuster?


I'd have to say thats pretty much what i've found.

Smed1065 07-05-2008 06:44 PM

The reputation is preceding them I think.

They use to be last on the "to due" list.

stumppy 07-05-2008 06:50 PM

Last? Really ? Some of the hottest women I've known were redheads.

Smed1065 07-05-2008 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4830059)
Last? Really ? Some of the hottest women I've known were redheads.

Well I am old. I thought maybe it was just me because they have always been #1 for me. Just what I perceived when young.

stumppy 07-05-2008 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Smed1065 (Post 4830061)
Well I am old. I thought maybe it was just me because they have always been #1 for me. Just what I perceived when young.


That makes two of us.

It could be that when we were kids the whole freckle and light skin was a little too different. I didn't think any of them were that hot til my mid teens. That's when I had a redhead girlfriend, 14 yrs old with 38 DD's.:drool:

Smed1065 07-05-2008 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4830068)
That makes two of us.

It could be that when we were kids the whole freckle and light skin was a little too different. I didn't think any of them were that hot til my mid teens. That's when I had a redhead girlfriend, 14 yrs old with 38 DD's.:drool:

:LOL:

88TG88 07-05-2008 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4829907)
You never know how good it will be. Some of that chubby p@ss is tighter than a mouses ear.:D

LMAOLMAO

stumppy 07-05-2008 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 4830072)
LMAOLMAO


:D

This is one of the rare times i don't have to watch what I say on here.

Lil stumppy is in Panama City, Fl. this week.






The lil bastaige.

Skip Towne 07-05-2008 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4830081)
:D

This is one of the rare times i don't have to watch what I say on here.

Lil stumppy is in Panama City, Fl. this week.






The lil bastaige.

What is he doing down there?

Phobia 07-05-2008 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4830093)
What is he doing down there?

Anything that breathes.

Rausch 07-05-2008 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4830081)
:D

This is one of the rare times i don't have to watch what I say on here.

Lil stumppy is in Panama City, Fl. this week.

Too bad you picked the thread that wouldn't die.

Oh, well, and the fact that I saw it...:evil:

Skip Towne 07-05-2008 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4830103)
Anything that breathes.

That's probably right.

Smed1065 07-05-2008 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4830081)






The lil bastaige.

So I was right in the DT jersey thread?

stumppy 07-06-2008 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4830093)
What is he doing down there?


Vacation with one of his friends and his family. The father also happens to be his employer.

luv 07-06-2008 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4830068)
That makes two of us.

It could be that when we were kids the whole freckle and light skin was a little too different. I didn't think any of them were that hot til my mid teens. That's when I had a redhead girlfriend, 14 yrs old with 38 DD's.:drool:

38? Little chubby?

stumppy 07-06-2008 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4830696)
38? Little chubby?


Not really. After she had a couple of children she was. Keep in mind she was 14 and active in school sports.

luv 07-06-2008 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4831098)
Not really. After she had a couple of children she was. Keep in mind she was 14 and active in school sports.

If she was thin, I doubt she was a 38. That's the inches around before the cup. I'm a 40, and I'm nowhere near thin.

Bowser 07-06-2008 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4831216)
If she was thin, I doubt she was a 38. That's the inches around before the cup. I'm a 40, and I'm nowhere near thin.

For every five years he's out of school, her chest goes up a size. :)

stumppy 07-06-2008 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4831216)
If she was thin, I doubt she was a 38. That's the inches around before the cup. I'm a 40, and I'm nowhere near thin.


Never said she was thin did I ?
I know how a womans breast size is measured.
She was very proud of her breasts and did not have a prob. talking about their size. I was proud of them too.

Although,she did bitch about their size when she was playing softball.

luv 07-06-2008 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 4831222)
Never said she was thin did I ?
I know how a womans breast size is measured.
She was very proud of her breasts and did not have a prob. talking about their size. I was proud of them too.

Sorry, my bad.

Hammock Parties 07-09-2008 12:38 AM

I would bang the shit out of this chick.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AggieChiquitita/pictures

Phobia 07-09-2008 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4836638)
I would bang the shit out of this chick.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AggieChiquitita/pictures

Dude - kiss a girl first and then start talking big. Okay? Baby steps.

kcxiv 07-09-2008 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4836644)
Dude - kiss a girl first and then start talking big. Okay? Baby steps.

lol, that made me laugh.

DaKCMan AP 07-09-2008 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4836638)
I would bang the shit out of this chick.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AggieChiquitita/pictures

:Lin:

Hammock Parties 07-14-2008 07:41 PM

Jabbina just sent me a "woo." I'm scared.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/amezbryan/pictures

http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i..._08a9f2db_.jpg

Bugeater 07-14-2008 07:41 PM

Gah!

Bugeater 07-14-2008 07:42 PM

She may as well just shorten her name to Jabba.

Hammock Parties 07-14-2008 07:42 PM

I can see the hot chick inside her trying to get out.

EDIT - Maybe I should tell her that.

"There's a hot chick inside you trying to escape. I'd like to meet her someday."

The Franchise 07-14-2008 08:01 PM

Dude hit it like there is no tomorrow. It's a great way to lose your virginity.

The Franchise 07-14-2008 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4836705)
:Lin:

Hey....they all can't be winners. Sometimes you gotta do...what you gotta do. Plus she's got big melons.

ChiefsFire 07-14-2008 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4847078)
I can see the hot chick inside her trying to get out.

EDIT - Maybe I should tell her that.

"There's a hot chick inside you trying to escape. I'd like to meet her someday."

Did she eat this hot chick?

acesn8s 07-14-2008 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4847171)
Hey....they all can't be winners. Sometimes you gotta do...what you gotta do. Plus she's got big melons.

Did she have to eat them..........all?

DaKCMan AP 07-15-2008 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4847171)
Hey....they all can't be winners. Sometimes you gotta do...what you gotta do. Plus she's got big melons.

I only like the winners.

Skip Towne 07-15-2008 06:00 AM

She's not what you want but she's all you want.

tmax63 07-15-2008 06:41 AM

Big girls are just like mopeds. a lot of fun to ride, you just don't want your friends to catch you doing it or you'll catch hell for days

Demonpenz 07-15-2008 06:46 AM

gas is 4 dollars. No one cares what you drive

blueballs 07-15-2008 08:17 AM

i thought you were into weight lifting now
or is it just resistance training

Rausch 07-15-2008 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4836638)
I would bang the shit out of this chick.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AggieChiquitita/pictures

No, you wouldn't.

I'm not saying SHE wouldn't, I'm saying you wouldn't.

No matter a body's imperfections everyone has had the chance to slap skins by the time the're 19. Really.

If you wanted to you would have. Why you're to yellow to admit to it is beyond me...

luv 07-15-2008 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 4847822)
No, you wouldn't.

I'm not saying SHE wouldn't, I'm saying you wouldn't.

No matter a body's imperfections everyone has had the chance to slap skins by the time the're 19. Really.

If you wanted to you would have. Why you're to yellow to admit to it is beyond me...

I was 27 before I did. Cut the boy some slack.

Donger 07-15-2008 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 4847822)
No, you wouldn't.

I'm not saying SHE wouldn't, I'm saying you wouldn't.

No matter a body's imperfections everyone has had the chance to slap skins by the time the're 19. Really.

If you wanted to you would have. Why you're to yellow to admit to it is beyond me...

"Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex."

Donger 07-15-2008 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4847847)
I was 27 before I did. Cut the boy some slack.

That's pretty impressive.

Rausch 07-15-2008 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4847847)
I was 27 before I did. Cut the boy some slack.

Your choice.

That's cool with me.

You were brave enough to make it. Be brave enough to admit to it...

Chief Pote 07-15-2008 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4847847)
I was 27 before I did. Cut the boy some slack.

Why would you stick up for him Luv? He doesn't deserve it.

luv 07-15-2008 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPote (Post 4847906)
Why would you stick up for him Luv? He doesn't deserve it.

I'm a chick. I take pity on people every once in awhile. I reserve the right to change my mind at anytime, though. :)

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPote (Post 4847906)
Why would you stick up for him Luv? He doesn't deserve it.

**** you.

The Franchise 07-15-2008 01:24 PM

So GoChiefs....did you hit Jabba back up yet?

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 02:56 PM

Wow. She's horny.

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well text or email me 9368276220 or amez_ba_ryan@hotmail.com u seem pretty nice i'd like to get to know u! -amy

The Franchise 07-15-2008 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4848523)
Wow. She's horny.

Put it in her butt!!!!! ROFL

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4848524)
Put it in her butt!!!!! ROFL

I'm afraid I'd never see it again.

luv 07-15-2008 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4848524)
Put it in her butt!!!!! ROFL

I have no right to dis on someone else who's overweight, but EWWWWWW!!!!

The Franchise 07-15-2008 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4848582)
I have no right to dis on someone else who's overweight, but EWWWWWW!!!!

Actually if you're overweight you have EVERY right to dis on anyone else overweight. That's at least how my chubby ass feels about it.

luv 07-15-2008 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4848592)
Actually if you're overweight you have EVERY right to dis on anyone else overweight. That's at least how my chubby ass feels about it.

I'm not nearly as grossly overweight as the girl in the picture, but I still believe in doing unto others....yada yada.

The Franchise 07-15-2008 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4848604)
I'm not nearly as grossly overweight as the girl in the picture, but I still believe in doing unto others....yada yada.

Yada yada....exactly. We all know that we make fun of other fat people no matter how fat we really are. It's a part of life.

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 03:55 PM

I'm not going to dis on anyone because I know how it feels. Instead, I want to encourage people to lose weight. I really wish my cousin would get off his ass. It's sad to see him eat the way he does. One day last week he had sonic for breakfast, steak and shake for lunch and taco bell for dinner. And he didn't just order a burrito. He had to get the "The Big Box."

His excuse? "I'm too busy to eat anything else."

Bullshit. You didn't have to order a goddamn pizza. You could have busted open a can of soup like me. You can brown bag it.

The Franchise 07-15-2008 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4848721)
I'm not going to dis on anyone because I know how it feels. Instead, I want to encourage people to lose weight. I really wish my cousin would get off his ass. It's sad to see him eat the way he does. One day last week he had sonic for breakfast, steak and shake for lunch and taco bell for dinner. And he didn't just order a burrito. He had to get the "The Big Box."

His excuse? "I'm too busy to eat anything else."

Bullshit. You didn't have to order a goddamn pizza. You could have busted open a can of soup like me. You can brown bag it.

The most human post I've seen from you to date. :thumb:

Donger 07-15-2008 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4848523)
Wow. She's horny.

That seems pretty cruel, GoChiefs. I must admit, I'm a bit surprised.

Sure-Oz 07-15-2008 03:59 PM

atleast get a bj if you go for it bud

Phobia 07-15-2008 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4848721)
I'm not going to dis on anyone because I know how it feels. Instead, I want to encourage people to lose weight. I really wish my cousin would get off his ass. It's sad to see him eat the way he does. One day last week he had sonic for breakfast, steak and shake for lunch and taco bell for dinner. And he didn't just order a burrito. He had to get the "The Big Box."

His excuse? "I'm too busy to eat anything else."

Bullshit. You didn't have to order a goddamn pizza. You could have busted open a can of soup like me. You can brown bag it.

Wow. If you had that kind of compassion and humility with everything else you'd actually be tolerable.

Deberg_1990 07-15-2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4848721)
I'm not going to dis on anyone because I know how it feels. Instead, I want to encourage people to lose weight. I really wish my cousin would get off his ass. It's sad to see him eat the way he does. One day last week he had sonic for breakfast, steak and shake for lunch and taco bell for dinner. And he didn't just order a burrito. He had to get the "The Big Box."

His excuse? "I'm too busy to eat anything else."

Bullshit. You didn't have to order a goddamn pizza. You could have busted open a can of soup like me. You can brown bag it.

Why didnt you brown bag it for so many years? There was a reason you were overweight. Dont act all high and mighty now.

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 04:17 PM

Jesus!

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OkCupid user amezbryan added you to her Favorites and wants you to know. Since you haven't saved her, you have some options:
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ok..not sure what to say...but thanks....well what do you want me to tell you?! I know that im pretty hot! :)
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amezbryan has requested a WTF Report between you and her . You can visit your WTF home page to allow or deny this request, as well as others.
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amezbryan just wooed you! Uncanny.

Maybe you should check out her profile.
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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 4848781)
Why didnt you brown bag it for so many years? There was a reason you were overweight. Dont act all high and mighty now.

Because I was stupid. I'm not trying to come off as high and mighty, but I want to motivate him. I might be a little drill sergeant in my tactics.

The Franchise 07-15-2008 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4848785)
Jesus!



Looks like she's all about you.

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4848791)
Looks like she's all about you.

I feel like I'm back in Scotland. There was this Bertha chick named Heather who had the hots for me in like, Primary four, I think (fourth grade). One day at recess her friends trapped me behind one of the outside buildings and she came stalking down the alley toward me. Fortunately I was saved by the bell.

luv 07-15-2008 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 4848781)
Why didnt you brown bag it for so many years? There was a reason you were overweight. Dont act all high and mighty now.

Yes. There are reasons why one is overweight. You can have every outside source try to encourage you, but, until you decide to do it for yourself, no one will be able to "talk you into it". Once you start to feel the satisfaction of having lost weight (something someone who has never had problems with weight will be able to understand), you wish any of your friends or family in the same state you were in would get motivated as well. But, just like it's something you have to decide for yourself, the same goes for them.

The Franchise 07-15-2008 04:26 PM

Well hey.....talk to her....see what happens. At the very least you have a female friend who might hook you up with one her hotter friends.

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4848807)
Yes. There are reasons why one is overweight. You can have every outside source try to encourage you, but, until you decide to do it for yourself, no one will be able to "talk you into it."

You're probably right. I was hoping seeing me would motivate him to do something, because we're pretty competitive. We've been trying to out-upgrade each other in the PC department for years. We compete online quite a bit.

luv 07-15-2008 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4848809)
Well hey.....talk to her....see what happens. At the very least you have a female friend who might hook you up with one her hotter friends.

OR....

What if it's a front to see if he likes her for who she is and not what she looks like? Maybe it's an old picture of her, and she's lost a lot of weight and looks good now. After being overweight, and not being able to get many dates, getting dates after losing weight might make one question whether the person interested is interested in her for her or for her looks.

Donger 07-15-2008 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4848819)
OR....

What if it's a front to see if he likes her for who she is and not what she looks like? Maybe it's an old picture of her, and she's lost a lot of weight and looks good now. After being overweight, and not being able to get many dates, getting dates after losing weight might make one question whether the person interested is interested in her for her or for her looks.

That sounds like a wonderful way to start a friendship.

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4848819)
OR....

What if it's a front to see if he likes her for who she is and not what she looks like? Maybe it's an old picture of her, and she's lost a lot of weight and looks good now. After being overweight, and not being able to get many dates, getting dates after losing weight might make one question whether the person interested is interested in her for her or for her looks.

I thought of that, but we're talking about an online dating site. If she's going to play people like that, it's kind of reeruned. If you're not attracted to someone physically it's probably not going to work. Attraction is not a choice.

luv 07-15-2008 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4848823)
That sounds like a wonderful way to start a friendship.

That would be no different than putting up a picture of you that looks better than you actually do. Basically the same game. I'm not saying I do that, but I wouldn't put it past a lot of people.

Skip Towne 07-15-2008 04:38 PM

Give it a shot, Claythan, if all else fails you can chase her with a truck to make her lose weight.

luv 07-15-2008 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4848824)
I thought of that, but we're talking about an online dating site. If she's going to play people like that, it's kind of reeruned. If you're not attracted to someone physically it's probably not going to work. Attraction is not a choice.

Would you rather meet her and have her look better than her picture, or meet her and have her look worse than her picture?

Donger 07-15-2008 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4848828)
That would be no different than putting up a picture of you that looks better than you actually do. Basically the same game. I'm not saying I do that, but I wouldn't put it past a lot of people.

I'm thankful that I don't have to play such games.

luv 07-15-2008 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4848834)
I'm thankful that I don't have to play such games.

I would say the same, but I don't get a lot of dates being me. Almost enough to tempt me to do so. But I can't go for long with being something I'm not. Just not the way I operate, I guess.

Hammock Parties 07-15-2008 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4848832)
Would you rather meet her and have her look better than her picture, or meet her and have her look worse than her picture?

I'd rather not play stupid games.


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