I didn't necessarily mean you specifically. Unless you are trying to say you're a huge asshole in real life and only somewhat assholish here. Then, cool story bro

He most certainly did. This was not the same thread Hootie started.

I've taken up painting...

Not even then.

I come for the reaction that hootie garners. It's ****ing hilarious.

I think SNR would be a good one to pull this off. We really wouldn't be waiting as long.

I've met well over 100 CPer's and he's the biggest asshole of them all. :D

There's a bar in Soulard where the girls wear body paint, they keep turning down my edible body paint idea.

:eek:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...sMindBlown.gif

I doubt that, bigger than phobia? He tried to make my wife fat

It's all for the best.

I wouldn't eat off that...

I'm holding out for my top 10 selection.

Prefer male parts? Actually, I was thinking about the application process. Oops made a mistake, let's erase that part again and repaint......

Wait, you're married? So the threesome you were talking about was with your wife and I'm guessing her friend? How the hell do you get a woman who is actually in love with you to share you? Ive had a few three-ways in my life but they were all with sluts. I haven't figured out how to get one in a serious relationship yet. :banghead:

...Sweet Dick Willie?

WTF?

yeah, you're dumb

:evil:

We've done it three times now, same friend.

Good point. SNR woulda been a good one too.

That dude is hilarious sometimes. He's had some gems.

Not even his thread and he's done more work in his projections

I don't disagree that SNR and Thig Lyfe are hysterical. They are both great posters.

Sweet Dick Willie?

By all means. If you guys want Sweet Dick Willie to take over the list. Enjoy. That is literally the worst active poster on this board.

Another excellent choice.

I hate you

you're an idiot

and most definitely not on the list

I'll go at whatever pace I feel.

Sounds like my wife.

Well no shit. Pgm just facilitated Hootie after the thread was locked
Posted via Mobile Device

"Looking so long at these pictures of you
but I never hold on to your heart.
Looking so long for the words to be true
But always just breaking apart
My pictures of you.."

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...4/sad_face.gif

I figured you were here to dig half-eaten food out of the trash.

You're Robert smith?

Huh. I figured you for a Depeche Mode type.

May you die whilst being pleasured by a flaming elephant, from behind, with super-African-jungle-herpe-AIDS...

Maybe Sigue Sigue Sputnik, then?

You calling him ghey? NTTAWWT

http://stylusmagazine.com/articles/v...s-the-cure.htm

LMAO

Wife: "Wait..."

Husband: "No, you hurry up."

Not the same thread as in a different concept. Similar but, still different.

oh shit! Im not on the list????

LMAO

nope

sorry bro

http://images.wikia.com/walkingdead/...Did-There..png



I'm in an emotional place.

...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu...9o1_r2_500.gif

Damn....

Imma go cut myself now.

See what you do to me, hootie?

you're gay

Rub some dirty on it...

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo...5/ogom-gif.gif

Gay for you hootie, gay for you.

LMAO

Love the fact that the other girls smacks her on the ass to send her away.

I guess time finally ran out for the old cock******.

Don't believe it.

It's rigged...

I don't care. This is too...

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too much work

i'd only last for 5 or 10 people

Depends on who they are.

Odds are I still only last 18.5 minutes.

Tops.

I'm no baseball guru but unless you catch me sober that's pretty much were I'm at.








(I have noticed though that my hips now pop (painfully) when I'm on top and pounding. Not always but every now and again I'm going to town and working that sh-OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! **** ME! OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW! Faaaaaaaaaahk!)

LMAO

Sex is supposed to feel good.

She got a big kick out of it...

:doh!::hmmm:

Are you sure?

That's hot.

I think that Munchos and Funyuns are still the best, although Funyuns really seem to be hit or miss. Occasionally, they have almost no flavor and then you get the super-flavored example. I think it's actually a marketing ploy.

As long as you got your desired outcome.

Not really.

That'd be the sound of me limping to the icy hot in the $#it-closet...

That's hot.

you are also supposed to get tortured forever for having it. ROFL

Just don't get it mixed up with the Vaseline when you need that.

Yuk. Vaseline makes a goopy mess.

At those moments, not so much.

I've never used Vaseline while sitting on the toilet. I can just imagine a guy grabbing Icy-hot by mistake and rubbing that on. LMAO

then youve never lived


YOLO

hay

is for horses

Yup.

98. KC Tattoo
Join Date: 6/13/07
Total Posts: 15,821

Wanna know how I know the rep system doesn't work on this website? This guy has the 9th most rep on this site? Really? Really? The dude emulates his posting style after big nasty kcnut [unintentionally]. I want DaFace to run his statistics. I need to know how much positive rep he has given to somehow land 9th on the reputation list. What? This dude isn't funny, he doesn't have any "brain busting" takes on anything...I've literally never come across a [positive] rep worthy post made by this individual. Does he max out his rep every day? These are things I need to know. Also, and I'm paraphrasing because his posts are almost impossible to decipher, he said that the Alex Smith trade just "really hurt his feelings and made him feel really sad" which I thought was probably the gayest post of the year.

Pros: Probably fun to party with. Probably gives a mean blowie. Weighs less than Frazod. Reads at a 5th grade level.

Cons: Pretty sure he's the one member that will come after me and murder me after he reads this. Actually has a Chiefs tattoo on his arm. Terrible at Madden. Friends with ROR who is probably the most awful thing on the internet.

Outlook: I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS REPPING THIS GUY. SOMEONE PLEASE LINK ME TO REP WORTHY POSTS BECAUSE I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S BLOWING MY MIND. STOP BEING SUCH A REP WHORE. YOU'RE THE MALE LUMPY.

If this how you grade TOP posters, I can't even begin to imagine how you would grade the bad ones. :shake:

want me to do a practice one using you?

ChiefsPlanet Worst Poster Rank: Up there
Raiderhader
Join Date: 8/18/00
Total Posts: 14,483

This guy has been here for nearly 13 years and I have no idea who he is.

Pros: N/A

Cons: Must suck.

Outlook: I'll forget who this person is after my 5th drink tonight when I'm out enjoying my fabulous life full of lust, luxury and lollipops (for the children).

You're losing your burst.

Heh.

I actually agree with some of this. No offense KC Tatt, but how the **** are you 9th in rep power? WTH?

Yeah, this is going down hill and getting boring fast.

yet you're still reading

look if you're going to cry because you're not list worthy, don't make it so apparent

just neg rep me and move on

I realize that you envy my posting style, my creativity, and my overall presence but honestly

I can't help it. It's a gift.

Royals rep threads.

which I think should be banned from this ****ing site

I have, and will never participate in one of those rep whore threads.

They're dumb, but rep is just for fun anyway. Banning rep whoring would be elevating its importance far beyond what is deserved.

well I don't really think they should be moderated

I just think the people who start them and then the people who participate in them are all really tremendously gay.

I couldn't give two shits one way or the other.