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She whines and complains until she gets to watch her DUMB ****ING shit on our one and only TV. MY TV! She is watching the cocksucking EMMY's while the game is on.

I guess I should be happy, she flips it over to the game during the commercial breaks.

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Originally Posted by frazod

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the fucking thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO fuckING LOSES THINGS!

:cuss:

And then, when I cleary bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

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Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO fuckING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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Zod, relax, breathe in and then breathe out. Maybe light a scented candle and take a long hot bath. I'm just worried your head is going to blow off and get blood everywhere.

Somehow has Bob Dole's name showing up with her's on shit over a decade after Bob Dole divorced her.

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Originally Posted by Delano

1: buy another tv
2: stop being a ****ing pussy, your wife doesn't get to watch any god damned thing if it means you can't watch the game.

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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 2176879)

I found out last night that mine has been sneaking the thermostat up to 75. I just looked at my new gas bill $200. I told her last night that it stays on 69 because we live in an old house and no matter what she puts it on it will only get to 69. I come home today and she's been off. The damn thing is set on 74. I'm going to kick her in the box when she gets home!

Never did find that goddamn gift card. :grr:

whatever happened to brando? is he someone new now?

What an asshole this guy is. I'm surprised his wife doesn't divorce his ass.

I wish I was married. But damn frazod that was 7 years ago. Let it go.

i bumped it, wtf did brando go? or was he another mult?

SR puts some time in on his bumps.

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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8273500)

I wish I was married. But damn frazod that was 7 years ago. Let it go.

Is that Hermoine in your sig?

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Originally Posted by beer me (Post 8273515)

Is that Hermoine in your sig?

Bahahahahaha nice catch. I call her by her actual name. Emma. But yes.

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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8273838)

Bahahahahaha nice catch. I call her by her actual name. Emma. But yes.

Emma Watson yes I know... but I couldn't decide if it was Emma or Emily so I went with Hermoine. Cutie hot girl.