Hell no. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot cattle prod.

That's what Sandy is for.....
http://www.dungeness.com/crab/crab.jpg

500 or bust.

WooHoo a fellow ass biter, thanks for being there! rep2u :toast:

:Poke:

Oh we will make it to 500 if this thread has to brought back every day till, so lets hurry and get it to 500 so it will go down in history for being the largest Scanlon thread!

250

250 on the front page :D

Nefarious bastich attempting to halt the ever steady progress with your alien humor.:harumph:

Rich Scanlon tells the funniest jokes

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

ha ha ha...okay just trying to reach 500.

I told you bizniches that we will make it to 500, so come on night crew and help this thread make it to 500. Come on lets do it!

boys. boys, boys, when I left it was over 200, what happened to you all?:shake:

Hey I had to bring it back to the front page, im on a mission from Rich Scanlon!

If you can help this thread Chiefs4me, you will be rewarded, (by the blessings from Scanlon himself for I've invoked his powers)!!!!!!

ROFL I forgot, I'm not to have any fun with it. Forgive me Master Vlad......... :)

okay pc......I have a few minutes to kill, who are you and how did you hear about this board?:hmmm: