Well hey, Rudith. Just let that linebacker waltz on thru to the backfield.

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Well hey, Cox, just led that linebacker waltz on thru to the backfield.

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Well hey, Newdookie, just let that linebacker waltz on thru to the backfield.

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Back to defense, where Jarrad Page takes a play from the Bernard Pollard playbook.

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We take a brief moment to applaud LJ's blocking here on GIF'D UP. LJ's amazing block allowed the completion of a six-yard pass on third and 10.

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I'm all for being fair to the players, Mr. Just Passin' By. Always have been and always will be. In fact, I always give the benefit of the doubt to the players. As a fan, I sincerely believe that I owe it to my team to strive for fairness in all my evaluations.

To that end, I hereby declare our offensive line to be somewhat better than cat puke.

FAX

LMAO

I feel sorry for Cassel and the RB's.

He had a long way to go for that one. The tackle blocked into the LDT on the play, Goff was pulling right on the play and the tackle spot was where the defensive player came through. The defender/linebacker broke to his left immediately, despite Cassel's turn in the opposite direction. From the looks of it, he either keyed on the RB and got the correct read immediately or, less likely from what I'm seeing, his assignment called for him to slash left at the snap. I can't determine this for certain, especially because LJ is out of the screen at the snap.

I don't know that Niswanger deserves too much derision on this one.

Note how slow New Du Kiwi is off the ball. I think he must have missed the snap count ... at least I hope that's what that was.

FAX

It doesn't look like that to me at all. It looks like the MLB was his guy and he got his ass whooped. He never even looks left. He doesn't even flinch to the left. The MLB beats him to the gap so bad it's not even funny.

Looks like Newdookie's tree trunk left leg almost takes out Goffs right knee.

Slow is an understatement. Dude looks like he waited until he saw everyone else move.

JESUS CHRIST NEW DOOKIE! FOLLOW THE ****ING SNAP COUNT!

The backer is definitely keying on the RB. At least it looks that way to me.

By the time Nice Wanger gets to his man, he's already by him. Again, we're just much slower off the ball than the Eagles.

On the other hand, one would think that, because they're running right, you might want to pull Waters instead of Goff.

FAX

Here's a little double fail with Leggett and Page.

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Here's a little more double fail with Edwards and Hali.

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Albert is lost.

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He didn't make the play because he's a slow, un-athletic piece of undrafted garbage.

FAIL

The Chiefs look lost on both sides of the ball. It appears that over pursuit is still a problem for the defense.

Albert has looked like complete dog shit this year.

Rookie fail!

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Look how easily Hali gets taken out of the play...

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I said...LOOK HOW EASILY HALI GETS TAKEN OUT OF THE PLAY...

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The linebacker starts off to Niswanger's right even before the play begins, as the ball is being snapped from the hashmark and the LB has both feet to the left of the hashmark from his perspective. He keys off the RB (I believe) and is off to his left immediately. Niswanger simply can't make up that difference because the LB was so quick with his read.