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Johnny Vegas 05-20-2011 09:12 AM
I'll just cut the oxy with the cocaine then. Sounds like a rollercoaster ride. :D I'm also gonna need some mushrooms. Blue ones.

Bearcat 05-20-2011 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 7652190)
I have it as 6:09pm in Jerusalem right now. So a time difference of 8 hours. That puts it at 5pm eastern on Saturday.

Not to nitpick, I'd just really like to narrow down when I can expect to die.
Oh, definitely. I'd hate to be only halfway through mowing the lawn, thinking I had an extra hour before the EOW... boy, would my face be red.

Dave Lane 05-20-2011 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 7652192)
I'm a Christian and I don't see what issues I have.
That you believe in magic like these people do.

Dave Lane 05-20-2011 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 7652202)
Oh, definitely. I'd hate to be only halfway through mowing the lawn, thinking I had an extra hour before the EOW... boy, would my face be red.
Actually I think I'll wait till 4:30 to cut the grass. You know just in case... ROFL

RockChalk 05-20-2011 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 7652202)
Oh, definitely. I'd hate to be only halfway through mowing the lawn, thinking I had an extra hour before the EOW... boy, would my face be red.
LMAO

Your neighbors would talk badly about you if you had an unfinished lawn.

Simplex3 05-20-2011 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 7652190)
I have it as 6:09pm in Jerusalem right now. So a time difference of 8 hours. That puts it at 5pm eastern on Saturday.

Not to nitpick, I'd just really like to narrow down when I can expect to die.
Probably a DST conversion issue.

whoman69 05-20-2011 09:35 AM
This probably the 10th big end of the world announcement in my lifetime. People have been misreading the bible and think they know the answers for some time. Seventh Day Adventists were originated from such a pronouncement, over and over again. We've had the alignment of the planets, the millenium bug, and of course the end of the Mayan calendar which everyone forgot to turn over.

If it happens at least I won't have to get my garden cleaned up.

Simplex3 05-20-2011 09:36 AM
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/image...5697106-34.jpg

Simplex3 05-20-2011 09:37 AM
http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-conten...rt-550x327.jpg

Hydrae 05-20-2011 09:38 AM
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who spent his $140,000 life savings to have 3,000 posters put up in New York City's subway and bus system, warning of this impending End of Days.
I am sorry but I hope he is denied governmental assistance (foodstamps, welfare, etc). I don't think I should be asked to support his ass for being this stupid.

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May 21, at about 5:59 p.m. ET.
For those with reading issues.

4th and Long 05-20-2011 09:38 AM
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Bearcat 05-20-2011 09:38 AM
Actually, it's raining right now, so it'll open up the afternoon for other projects. I've been meaning to buy a ladder so I can clean the gutters... and after that, I could use the ladder to climb on someone's roof to see if I can get caught in a neighbor's rapture. Not sure if that's how it works, but it's worth a shot.

So, the tentative schedule for the day before the day after tomorrow...

11am: wake up
12pm: get out of bed
12:30pm: watch some hockey
3:00: buy a ladder
3:30: clean gutters
4:00: Epic Rapture Trolling

Johnny Vegas 05-20-2011 09:38 AM
was Obama and other important figures in the rocket that launched just recently?

Simplex3 05-20-2011 09:39 AM
http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squi...eran_tshirt-p2

Dave Lane 05-20-2011 09:52 AM
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Oh man am I screwed...


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