Oh wow, I thought this whole thing was a joke. If I knew he was actually gay I might have asked some real questions.

So are there actually as many gay people as we are told. I hear stats thrown out like "1 in 10 are gay." I don't really believe that, but you are closer to the situation than I am. Is that a realistic number?

That actually all makes more sense to me than the tape measure method. You would figure that some would be more alpha male / dominate, while others might be more beta and/or effeminate. Or, at least I'm assuming that guys that act effeminate are typically going to bottom...?

I mean, it sort of works that way with male/female relationships too. Alpha males versus "nicer guy" guys who end up with "stronger personality" (bitchy, or domineering, however you want to describe it) women. I mean, the plumbing stays the same, but the power in the relationship is going to follow those personalities to some degree.

Seems like the opportunity hasn't passed you by.

DC came out of the closet many, many years ago now. LONG before it was trendy or whatever to do so (dunno if it's trendy now, but certainly it is EASIER now than it was when he came out).

Hell, is it even called coming out of hte closet anymore, or is there some new PC phrase I should be using?

How many, if there are any, men or women you personally know are actually closeted? Or any that you think are gay / lesbian but haven't come out?

How do you know your gay if you've never tried it?

That's not a bad question, but let me take it a step further, as it's sort of an interesting socio-economic thing:


Has it come to your attention that there are "types" of people who are more likely to stay in teh closet, whether it's people of a certain ethnicity (I remember hearing that it's very difficult from black men to come out), or either high income earners, or perhaps blue collar workers?

Maybe it's cool for Dave the Doctor to come out, but Joe the Plumber? Fuhgettaboutit!

How do you know if you're straight if you've never tried a certain something?

I thought this was a parody thread of Ask a Black Guy Anything.

Yeah, I did too until I read Asterix's post.

Ask a gay guy anything - OFFICIAL THREAD
 

It kind of is, but with the spin that DC is actually gay and can answer some questions.

I thought about a true parody thread, Ask a fat guy anything.

That's cuz you're a n00b. :p

Cuz guys don't turn me on.

Beat me to it.

Oh I'm new at being fat. Somehow when I turned 40 and a year and a half later I've gained over 50 lbs and now I'm fat. But I can still see my penis when I take a shower. Cuz 13" is hard to miss .