Now I am convinced Denise is a pervert. She was talking about Captn Stabbin earlier. I think she surfs some pretty nasty sites.

:LOL:

Yes, a true classic.

Darling, I have the real thing...

The toys are for fun but don't compare. You'll see, hopefully, one day. :D

Man gets on an elevator there is a woman already on the elevator. Tha man says "Can I smell your Pussy?" The woman says "Why no of course not." The man says " Oh it must be your feet"

Yeah, what's her name?

A cowboy is captured by Indians and tied to a stake, as they prepare to burn him alive. He asks the chief if he can say one last thing to his trusted horse. The chiefs says OK.

The cowboy leans over and whispers something into the horse's ear. The horse suddenly tears off at full gallop over the hillside. A few minutes later, as the flames are beginning to lick at the cowboy's feet, the horse suddenly reappears, galloping furiously up to the site carrying a beautiful woman in its saddle.

As the horse pulls up, the cowboy screams, "I said POSSE, you idiot!"

Sweetie,

sometimes links take you where you don't want to go. Unfortunately if you search 'sex toys' sites you end up with a bunch of places you wish you had not been shown.
:eek:


How do YOU know Captain Stabbin...did you take up B.D.'s offer for a ride on the boat? :D

:shake:

You obviously do not know who the hell Sue Johansen is. :spank:

LOL!

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Darling, I have the real thing...


Ummmm, :spock: Is their something your not telling us Dennis.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by R&GHOMER
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You guys and your lesbian fantasies. You crack me up.

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Hey I admit I am a perv and will on occasion surf for porn. I was just shocked that you knew about it. You seem to have a good grasp on sex toys and you were the first one to bring up the Captain.