Welcome to the wonderful world of dating. Best of luck. Trust me, you'll need it.

Thankfully, I never had to very much. I've almost always been deeply involved, even when I was a teenager.

Although, I did tell one girl who was fucking nuts that my father was a member of MI5 and that we had to leave the country. Embarrassingly, it turns out that she was friends with a girl at the time who would end up being one of my SiLs.

ROFL

Taken from Last Comic Standing... tell her to take a picture of herself holding today's paper.


It's hard to find a girl that doesn't play games... and then when you think you've found one, they surprise you. :banghead:

That goes both ways, BTW.

I don't honestly see that happening.

I'm not advocating him contacting her to be a complete dick because she's overweight. I just know that at least he'd make a good friend if not something more. Hell maybe he can use his new found confidence to get her to start losing weight.

bad date............

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Lucky for me I live in a big city and dont have to date online. In fact, I would never ever consider it. I like meeting girls at bars, clubs, pubs and social functions held by my company. And believe me , I get to meet a ton of them.

FYP

That's because you're awesome. And a stud.

Maybe if you can get your mom to buy you a bike, you can be as cool as him?

Bikes are cool but I don't think they're my style. I'd probably wind up killing myself.

Probably wind up doing that any way so maybe I should go out in a blaze of glory, screwing three chicks at the same time while going 160 mph on my crotch rocket down the highway.

Do you know what "narcissistic" means?

The girls met at bars and clubs are generally trashy and not the type I prefer to get into a relationship with. Sure, it's fun to bs with chicks at the bars/clubs, but I prefer to meet girls elsewhere. When I'm at a bar/club with a girl it's a safe bet we didn't meet at one.

That sounds awesome. Hook me up with some trashy chicks.

The best way I can sum up my feelings on this is that I've heard multiple women at different places/times say they sometimes wish they were a guy so they didn't have to put up with all of the crap that other women deal out in the office or school or wherever. I've never heard any guy -- friend (granted, a guy would never admit it to a friend), tv, comedian -- ever say anything remotely close to the opposite.

Regardless of what some women say, men are much more simple creatures than women.

I've been wondering how those hot chicks react when they find out you're a thief?

LMAO

Honestly, bar chicks would probably find it enthralling.

Gotta go guys. I have a date.

































With my sister. :(

Wear a rubber, dude.

and take your 10 speed...

Don't feel too bad. Whenever I get bored, I go hang out with my dad. Not that I'm complaining about that, because I have the coolest and greatest dad ever. But if I had to choose between him and a date.....

You have a kind heart. :p

My point? :D

Hahaha what the ****, I do not have a date with a 32-year old:

Wisconsin poon?

Evidently.

She's cheating on her boyfriend?

:D

I would bet the gals/guys that put 'no games' in thier profile are the worst game players out there. In fact thats the beginning of thier games, to put that then proceed to play games when the unsuspecting person showing interest in them is seeking them out because they put 'no games'. Gosh that is confusing lol.

This super cute chick just sent me this message.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=7648482930666407357

She's 10 miles away in Hudson, WI. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!?!?!

http://jangel5432.deviantart.com/

STALK MODE ENGAGED!

*cough*

GET'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have a car?

she wants it bad ?

Yes sir.

Here's your chance. Go get her.

then put on your white shiny shoes, and get movin

Waiting for her to mail me back.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Dirty meaningless sex should be your response right now.

You can either strike out or hit a home run but you ain't doing anything if you don't swing.

hope you get a date

"what would be the point?"

what the fuck else are you doing? meet me for a drink, bitch.

and tell her you DO drink. she's asking for a reason.

you'll pick her up on your motorcycle

I could help you with this, but I won't.

Here is my pussified reply.

Donger why do you wound me. :(

you come off as a whiny insecure virgin

you will be spanking your monkey tonight

I'm assuming she's a nice girl and not a total slut.

Your response should have been.

"Yeah I drink. Do you know of any good bars here that we can meet at?"

Not telling her that you don't like beer.....

Have you asked her if she would like to meet?

I will do so now. **** it.

nice girls **** too

Go get her, tiger.

TALLY HO!

You have money to take her out and not make her pay for anything.....right?

For all she knows I'm loaded. :D

It's actually "Claythan's talking to middle aged men pretending to be women thread".

Good Luck GoChiefs, ask her if she likes to play hide the salami ;)

Does she have a picture of you?

Yes. Six of them. And she messaged me first.

IS IT POSSIBLE SHE IS ATTRACTED TO ME?

http://www.hep.ucl.ac.uk/%7Eytl/pers...es/Shocked.jpg

If she was a theatre/music major I'm going to assume that you are assuming wrong. Good luck.

I thought you wore plain shirts. That shirt has nice color to it.

Art chicks are skanks?

Theatre/music majors?

Uh, this one time, at band camp...

And then Claython met the women of his dreams.........

They are very "liberal"

girls in the 'Arts' you might get lucky if you play your cards right

I say just be honest in what you're looking for. If you just want to go out for drinks or dinner in order to get out, then great. Just don't go with alterior motives.

Also, don't over explain yourself. Just tell her you feel like getting out of River Falls for a night, not about the bad restaurants and boredom there.

:LOL: that's the point of all this

I think it'd be hard for any man to get what they want if they're honest what they are looking for.

That's right. Obfuscation is in order here.

You'd probably be surprised. If all you're looking for is a sexual relationship, there are girls out there who are "no strings attached" types as well. But if you play the serious about a relationship gig, then play her, you're the scum.

Please.. Just be an asshole and tell them they are smoking hot..

As bad as that sounds it works..

and their shit smells like roses

go
gochiefs
go

She's definitely interested. What happens from here is how you play it. Feel out her personality some before you give up anything. If you can read people, you can **** girls you're not qualified too. I promise.

gochiefs is going to have aching balls
one way or the other