ROFL

There is no reason for Hill to not have signed the birth certificate unless he thinks it’s even 1% possible they aren’t his kids. If they are, no big deal, he will provide in much the same manner as he would have regardless, as ordered by courts since they aren’t together.

But the move here from his side is really about making her uncomfortable and to force her into getting a test he thinks she may not really want to take, which could end up being bad for her. She may not view it that way but if he does, he is probably feeling just fine about the test. Hill doesn’t really lose on this outcome either way, but he can, in his mind, potentially win big if they end up not being his.

Hill wasn’t even at the twins birth

I believe I read some here claiming he didn't sign the BC because he wasn't present at their birth.

There's no reason to sign now, as you point out - might as well make her work for it, and if for some reason they aren't his, even better.

Guys.

We have a smoking gun on the misrouted payments info Marty was told.

Crystal was using Hill's last name.

WE HAVE PROOF.

BRING THE HAMMER DOWN

There is no way the lawyers don't have this because a bunch of yahoos in a twitter DM found it.

ONE HILLUVA STORY - HOW TYREEK IS NOT ONLY INNOCENT – HE IS A VICTIM
 

I think not being there was part of his plan to accomplish what seems to make sense from his possible perspective. I don’t think he was just accidentally not there, especially given all the attention to his parenting.

The rumors about the Espinals are interesting, but not very relevant to our Chiefs. Regarding rumors, what *is* relevant is that there has been zero bad stuff about Tyreek Hill. If his season was in jeopardy at all, there'd be leaks.

KK has been fired, KCTV5 is in full-blown panic mode, Brooke Pryor has moved on to new SJW causes, etc. Now the NFL just has to figure out how to minimize the PR damage once it's announced there is no suspension. KC media will be blamed, and KCTV5 personnel involved are toast. Star personnel -- who knows? I don't see how Brooke Pryor keeps her job, but we'll see. I guess that's where the Espinals could fit in -- the NFL will probably love to flip the narrative and have the Espinals charged for something.

Wait what misrouted payments?

I absolutely do.

My little birds are amazing.

PUT THAT SHIT OUT THERE

BEFORE ROGER RULES

Getting back to this acorn issue ...

It turns out that the "glans" (referring to the head of the penis) was actually named after the acorn.

"Glans" is Latin for "Acorn" and the English anatomists applied that name to the penis tip due to the similarity in shape.

FAX THE HISTORIAN