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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9713954)

I think you should be banned for excessive use of parentheses.

dajesus i hope not, i abuse them in everything i write, i'd be banned from life

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9713958)

dajesus i hope not, i abuse them in everything i write, i'd be banned from life

Your proposal is acceptable.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9713960)

Your proposal is acceptable.

but where would i be sent? the falkland islands? even they get satellite internet these days

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9713965)

but where would i be sent? the falkland islands? even they get satellite internet these days

hell

banned from life = not alive

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9713970)

hell

banned from life = not alive

I've been to missoura, I'd swear off the () for life if i never had to go back, no questions asked

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9713976)

I've been to missoura, I'd swear off the () for life if i never had to go back, no questions asked

People from Missouri would prefer you to be banned from life than to have you here, as well.

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9713857)

because jesus would never tell anyone to shut the **** up, much less out of the blue.

duh stupid

Would he bang a fatty?

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9713860)

indeed! and all i did was say CP is better today than it was a year and half ago.

teams players aren't they?

They miss the good ole days. Too many get butthurt and leave though.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...pcorn-Soda.gif

Seriously...these past few days have been so entertaining for me because of this thread. It reminds me of a cross between a Comedy Central Roast and one of those VH1 top 101 lists only much more awesome. This has been funnier than shit.

And some of the hurt in the buns this has caused has made me reminisce of:

http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/wp...fice-roast.jpg

"Haha ha. Thank you very much, thank you. That was great. Great job, great laughs. Really, really went after my intelligence there. [clears throat] Dozens of online IQ test might prove you wrong, but, and my thing isn't tiny, its average, so... get your facts straight. [clears throat again] So when I heard that there was going to be a roast in my honor, I thought [choking up, clears throat again] sorry. [laughs nervously] I think I have a frog in my throat. Um... [sigh] I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people, um, first up Phyllis and Kevin. Uh um... [Michael walks off stage, knocking over the snare drum]"

I personally like (most) of the posters who Hootie has included on the list so far and I think Hootie probably likes (some) of them, making his descriptions of them essentially all in good fun. That's why it's giving me a roast vibe. Say what you want though, from a humor perspective...the guy is pretty freaking good at it. I literally have looked forward to reading this every single days since it began. This is the best website ever.

Who the **** is Backwards Masking and why is he posting on the internet forum I love so dearly?

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9714029)

Would he bang a fatty?

not only would he, he'd give her roses and ask her parents permission for her hand first

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9714000)

People from Missouri would prefer you to be banned from life than to have you here, as well.

I take that as a compliment so much I'm giving you positive rep

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9713938)

That's clearly debatable, to say the least.

To say the least, you would debate the wetness of water.

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9713948)

LMAO

Touchy touchy touchy! And not even true either - I got "suspended" (a ruse for "banned") for simply speaking my mind, didn't break one single official rule for being banned. I basically had to lick the mods sacks one by one (metaphorically speaking) before I could be let back on.

That's not to say I "didn't earn it", I figured out the posters devoid of a sense of humor pretty quick and attacked them (shame on me). I also admit to being mentally reeruned when it comes to social skills, always have been. I'm not in favor of banning anyone, but if i was, I would ban people unable to laugh at themselves. I'm not going to make a personal attack back at you and risk being put on your list of "miserable users" (again) even though it wouldn't mean a ban (sarcasm). I'll just end by saying people that can't laugh at themselves (especially on the internet) suck ass, and if that statement bothers someone, well...

Of course you didn't break any rules, dude. Nobody ever does. I know how it goes.

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9714110)

To say the least, you would debate the wetness of water.

LMAO That's the truest goddamned thing that's been said in this entire ****ing thread.